-> "How Much I Owe In Taxes"
Original Song Title:
"The Yellow Rose of Texas"
Parody Song Title:
"How Much I Owe In Taxes"
The Lyrics
Just how much I owe in taxes
Ain't clearly plain to me
I filled out a ten forty
And then eight forty-threes
I listed my dependents,
My cats and all my art
I took it to the tax man
He tore it all apart
I read all of their directions
I still don't have a clue
Such massive contradictions
I don't know what to do
They will send out for the cleaning crew
And clean me out you'll see
Then they'll take my stocks and IRA's
Seems my country's scamming me
Though my income's always growing
My wallet's getting light
She takes more than I'd give her
And she never asks polite
I hate months post-December
Cause I'm parted from my dough
I don't know how much I can spend
Nor how much that I owe
I read every single pamphlet
And now I'm turning blue
The math they used confused me
Is one plus one still two?
I should prob'ly stand in some long line
And pay a hefty fee
Cause whoever does my taxes
Will need psychotherapy
Well my taxes go up higher
While they claim it's quid pro quo
One more turn of nasty weather
I'll be living on skid row
Just sold my bed on eBay
Now I'm sleeping on the floor
I'd petition for a hearing
But by then I would be poor
If I don't pay all my taxes
The taxman says they'll sue
They'll take away my holdings
Though don't have much to lose
Then they'll tack on some inord'nate fine
And somehow punish me
But how much I owe in taxes
Is a mystery to me!
How much I owe in taxes is a mystery to me!
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