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Song Parodies -> "Those Toddlers"

Original Song Title:

"Cool Water"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sons of the Pioneers

Parody Song Title:

"Those Toddlers"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

All day I face
The crayons and paste
Running to chase
Those toddlers
School toddlers

Who'll run and hide
Diapers not dry
And mouths that cry
Those toddlers
Cruel dear toddlers

Ignore tantrum rants
Don't you wait you'll miss your chance
When they do that pee pee dance
Now where'd you put your pants?
You toddler

Brat don't you flee
Run away from me
Hear your laughter giggle glee
When I'm dropping to my knees I'm pooped

These kids are cruel
And they still drool
Stuck in this school
For toddlers
School toddlers

I'm just a pawn
They wait till mom
Is finally gone
Those toddlers
Cruel sweet toddlers

Ignore tantrum rants
Don't you wait you'll miss your chance
When they do that pee pee dance
Now where'd you put your pants?
You toddler

Brat don't you flee
Run away from me
Hear your laughter giggle glee
When I'm dropping to my knees I'm pooped

They get their way
Every day
I can't say nay
To toddlers
School toddlers

And they don't care
If butts are bare
Clothes everywhere
Those toddlers
Cruel weird toddlers

Ignore tantrum rants
Don't you wait you'll miss your chance
When they do that pee pee dance
Now where'd you put your pants?
You toddler

Brat don't you flee
Run away from me
Hear your laughter giggle glee
When I'm dropping to my knees I'm pooped

Cruel mean toddlers

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Newfoghill - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you I will add this to my collection of Cool Water parodies, alongside "Cruel Otters" . Thanks.
Tim Mayfield - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Newfoghill, but I think the proper method is the show the link to Alvin Rhodes' parody like this:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/sonsofthepioneers0.shtml
AFW - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This is pretty good, Tim...this version should be by the "Sons of the Dryin' Rears"..
Royce Miller - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
great parody, Tim
Tim Mayfield - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW and Royce.

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