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Song Parodies -> "Slay Me"

Original Song Title:

"Play Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Slay Me"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Saw you coming
No, I'm not hiding
Since first they've seen me
Men have come trying
To kill me dead
I simply said
Come slay me

Yes I've been hunted
Cause I'm a dragon
Claim I'm snagging
Your precious maidens
But they're too thin
No more waiting
Come slay me

You are the knight
I am the beast
You'll bring the pain
I'll be deceased
Slay me

Drums they bang for me
Bows they twang for me
Shields they hang for me
Swords they clang for me
Send more knights
Bring on the fight
Come slay me

You are the brave
I am the brute
You'll get the fame
I'll get the boot
Slay me

If you were smart
You'd run to your castle
I'll spare your life
If you'll stop the hassle
Of all dragons
And your bragging
To slay me

You are the small
I am the great
You've got a stick
I've got sulphate
Flaming

You are the fool
I am the best
Soon you'll be dead
Like all the rest

Slaaaay meeee?
(Dragon laughter)

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Johnny D - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Well done, Sir Tim. Now how about "Cracklin' Roast, He!" as a sequel ?
Newfoghill - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Gimme more o' that dragon laughter, Tim! It's another A#1 for you.
alvin rhodes - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept..nice execution (literally)...5s

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