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Song Parodies -> "Changed By These Bites"

Original Song Title:

"One Of These Nights"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Changed By These Bites"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Changed by these bites
Changed by these rabid dog bites
They're gonna find me, getting warmer
Under the moonlight

A full moon is coming I've no place to hide
In this vacant woods I call my home
They'll bring their rifles, they'll bring their dogs
Won't rest until they've stripped my bones

Woooh, some night they will find me
Turned into a wolf from the bites
Woooh, then they'll end my bad dreams
Howls turn into man screams
One of these nights

They would all scream
If they could see into my dreams
They would then find I
Know what horror means

I've been running from the slaughter feeling sickly myself
I've been tryin' to find a cure for my bites
I've been hating all the bloodshed that I leave in my path
Oh how I wish that it could all end tonight

Woooh, some night they will find me
Turned into a wolf from the bites
Woooh, then they'll end my bad dreams
Howls turn into man screams
One of these nights

Changed by these bites
Woooh, turned into a wolf from the bites
Some night they will find me
Then they'll end my bad dreams
Shot with silver one of these nights
Changed by these bites
Woooh, woooh
Changed by these bites
Changed by these bites
They will kill me
They will kill me
One of these nights
Some night they will find me
Then they'll end my bad dreams, woooh
One of these nights

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Johnny D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Howlin' good job, Tim.
Mari D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job. Feeling better, Professor Lupin?
Tim Mayfield - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny and Mari. Cats have nine lives, wolves have ca-nine lives... go figure. ;-)
John Barry - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Lon Chaney Jr. would have loved it. 5s.
Tim Mayfield - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks John. I think Lon could relate at least.
alvin rhodes - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
howlingly funny...5s
AFW - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job...brings to mind that classic line..from the Mel Brooks film..I think it was "Young Frankenstein"...a character hears a wolf howl and says, "Werewolf"....and the other one answers, "Wolf, over there!"...555
Tim Mayfield - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin and AFW

The line goes, "werewolf? no, there wolf. THERE castle."

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