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Song Parodies -> "Auld Lang Syne"

Original Song Title:

"Long Long Time"

Original Performer:

Linda Ronstadt

Parody Song Title:

"Auld Lang Syne"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Rugs have no pride
No heart inside
Never see them cross
They'll catch each cookie I toss

Once my mess has seen
Rug Doctor's steam
And those who behold see
They just won't know I had beans

Cause I tried everything they had
And I drank too much wine
Now I think I'm gonna hurl
During "Auld Lang Syne"

Too many beers
Making one thing clear
Had too much dessert and
Now I'm starting to feel weird

And I never threw
Up this much on you
When I heard those bells
Thought this year I'd do something new

And here is everyone I know
All standing in a line
Decorated like this rug is
During "Auld Lang Syne"

Now I'll tell everyone I know
Could always blame the wine
It was kind of fun to hurl
During "Auld Lang Syne"

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2Eagle - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment
That party must have been catered by Bugger King.

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