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Song Parodies -> "Aren't Your Clothes A Bit Tight?"

Original Song Title:

"Are You Lonesome Tonight?"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Aren't Your Clothes A Bit Tight?"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Aren't your clothes a bit tight?
Don't you think that they might
Start to tear and come ripping apart?
Or do you think they'll stay
And they won't fall away
But what will you do if ever they start?
Do you know all the answers?
And do you have a cure?
Now you say that they'll hold up
But are you really sure?
Let me tell you one thing
It's all held up by one string
Now, don't you think that your clothes are too tight?

I wonder if your clothes are too tight?
You know, someone said, the world's a stage
And each must dress their part
But honey what you're wearing
Just isn't very smart
Your shirt looks like it's very painful to wear
And how'd you button your sleeves?
The way it cuts across your chest
It's a wonder you can breathe
And your pants are so tight
You must have painted them on
And how can you walk around all day
When the feeling in your legs is gone?
Oh honey, you lied to me when you said they fit you
And they're so comfortable to wear
Those clothes will never fit you baby
They're so tight they're gonna tear
Now the stage is lit and your clothes don't fit
They're coming apart at the seams
The men all stare at what you wear
They like it alot it seems

Let me tell you one thing
It's all held up by one string
Now don't you think that your clothes are too tight?
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Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good. Right up there with my "I Burst At the Seams," but that's about overeating. Also up there with Jared's "Ripping Through These Clothes," but that's about The Hulk.
alvin rhodes - November 21, 2004 - Report this comment
elvis was a cat who knew a thing or two about tight clothes...5s
Kristof Robertson - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Classy effort, Tim! 555
I wish I was Bob Geldof - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this parady was abit lame. Or Maybe my expectaitions were abit too high!!
Kate the Great - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Very cute!
Traf Gib - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Been done B4

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