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Song Parodies -> "Don't Let Them Club My Legs"

Original Song Title:

"Baby I Love Your Way"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Peter Frampton

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Let Them Club My Legs"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

My skirt is so short won't touch my thighs
I keep moving so I won't freeze
Shivering, so cold, where's the spotlight?
Spun around and got dizzy

I don't wanna skate
They might break my legs

Oh, don't let them club my legs (not my legs)
I don't want them to stub my legs (pretty legs)
It is safer to dance ballet

I appear to glide upon the ice
My ankles must pay the price
Trainer seems to think I'm doing fine, fine, fine
But I can see painful headlines

I don't wanna skate
They'll crack both my legs

Oh, don't let them whack my legs (slender legs)
I don't want them to smack my legs
It is safer to play croquet

I won't get to skate
When they rap my legs

They're afraid that I will win first prize
So they plan for my demise
No more skating after their lesson
But I don't want that, that's why I'm stressin'

I don't wanna skate
Cause they'll bust my legs

Oh, don't let them thrash my legs (lovely legs)
I don't want them to bash my legs
It is safer to pick bouquets

Oh, don't let them thump my legs (sexy legs)
I don't want them to bump my legs
It is safer to ride subways

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Johnny D - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, Tim, 5s.

I was in the cast of "1776" with The Concord Players last year with Nancy Kerrigan's cousin Bobby.Kerrigan, who is the Postmaster in my home town of Concord.
John Barry - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm skating Figure 5s.
Rick C - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, Tim. You're on a roll lately...555
Kristof Robertson - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I was wondering "what the hell is this about?"...then the penny dropped. D'oh! 555
tim mayfield - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
hello my name is tim mayfield. your lyrics are rubbish. but i respect your name. it is a good name. the best.
Tim Mayfield - August 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny D - Thanks. I guess it's a good thing I didn't reference any 'posts' being swung at any legs then...

John Barry - LOL. How does one skate a figure 5? I can't even skate a figure 1.

Rick - Thanks. I think I just rummaged through some old stuff, dusted it off and cleaned up the timing a bit.

Kristof - Hehe. The OS is not very giving. I try to tell stories, but this one didn't comply. Luckily Johnny D was here to check up on it in case anyone was left wondering..

'tim mayfield' - Now fancy that. Another me. I hope you're not the 'tim mayfield' from Torrance, CA. I got arrested for you if you are.

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