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Song Parodies -> "Hippity-Hoppity-Moo"

Original Song Title:

"Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo"

Original Performer:

Disney's Cinderella

Parody Song Title:

"Hippity-Hoppity-Moo"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Dad was a pookah
Big rabbit suit-ah
Hippity-hoppity crew
He had a kid who gave milk on the spot
Hippity-Hoppity-Moo

Mom was a moo-cow
Udderly pail gal
Flippity-floppity brood
Out bounced a baby that just wouldn't stop
Hippity-Hoppity-Moo

Better eat all your greens
And drink your dairy too
For if you'd be a slob
You might be robbed by
Hippity-Hoppity-Moo

Don't let her fool ya
She's got no moo-la
Not worth the trouble to sue
Won't abide leather
So hide what you've got
Hippity-Hoppity
Hippity-Hoppity
Hippity-Hoppity-Shoo!

Fast senorita
Always will beat ya
Slurpity-Sloppity-Chew
Never leaves leftovers
Big appetite
Slurpity-Sloppity-Spew

Look at her feet-ah
They're big and neat-ah
Never get stuck in the mud
Ruining gardens
Her pasttime you bet
Carrots make wonderful cud

Sleeps underneath a screen
Tail can't swat flies it's true
Works so hard at her job
She's not allowed to
Sleepity-Nappity-Snooze

Tell her to stay clear
Never should she steer
Close to the makers of glue
They have agendas
As long as your arm
Cut her to pieces for stew

They fill our menus
What good for the farm
Selling veal cutlets to you

They're long on Band-aids
But they're short on charm
Slice-itty-Dice-itty-Goo

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alvin - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully goofy...this is gonna run in my head all day
Meriadoc - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
So if you cross a cow and a rabbit, don't you get steaks with fleas? ;-)
alvin - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
maybe you get a leather jumper ?
AFW - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Far out, Man..
Ann Hammond - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Lady-May-Eye? - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, May I caste a round of all fives for thee?
Below Average Dave - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Hippity Hoppity. . .moo? Creative Tim, most definitely. . .
Tim Mayfield - August 06, 2008 - Report this comment
alvin, thanks. I love getting jaunty tunes stuck in other people's heads.
Thanks Meriadoc, I was gonna say you get a heiffajump bamboozle or a moo-hare suit, but I think alvin has the best answer with that leather jumper number! :0)
Thanks AFW.
Thanks Ann
Thanks Lady-May-Eye. That name reminds of a Leslie Nielsen flick called Repossessed where he played the role of Father Mayii.
Thanks BADave!
Dr Music - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Love the Bovine theme. Moo-licious! It is a very clever and comical song, it is pure magic. Well done.
Jason - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I don't know why but I echo Dr Music's comment.
Tim Mayfield - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Dr Music and Jason.
Dr Music - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I just love puns. They're eggcellent. I'm sorry I can't help myself.

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