Song Parodies -> He's Back In Town
| Original Song Title: | "Cathy's Clown" |
| Original Performer: | Everly Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "He's Back In Town" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
Don't want no coal
Anymore
But being good's
Too much a chore
I cry each time
He comes around
And here he comes
He's back in town
Can't believe Santa's gall
Every time I drop the ball
When I'm caught in a white lie
Or I make my sister cry
Then off his list I fall
Don't want a lump
That's for sure
But I'm off his list
Just like before
I hide each time
He comes around
Here he comes
Don't make a sound
When he saw me drink a beer
And push my brother off the pier
Then he moved my name a tad
From his good list to his bad
Labeled "bad" another year
Don't want this chunk
Of coal no more
This Christmas bum
Has got me sore
I'll try this time
He's chimney bound
Here he comes
Don't make a sound
Pour cement down
Now Santa's bound
Anymore
But being good's
Too much a chore
I cry each time
He comes around
And here he comes
He's back in town
Can't believe Santa's gall
Every time I drop the ball
When I'm caught in a white lie
Or I make my sister cry
Then off his list I fall
Don't want a lump
That's for sure
But I'm off his list
Just like before
I hide each time
He comes around
Here he comes
Don't make a sound
When he saw me drink a beer
And push my brother off the pier
Then he moved my name a tad
From his good list to his bad
Labeled "bad" another year
Don't want this chunk
Of coal no more
This Christmas bum
Has got me sore
I'll try this time
He's chimney bound
Here he comes
Don't make a sound
Pour cement down
Now Santa's bound
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I can identify. When I was a kid, I pushed my little brother off a dock.
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