Well, it was 12:03
When he came to me
And he looked kind of sad
I guess his day had been bad
Well he told me his tale,
Of how his friend wasn't well
So the plans for his lunch
Would be feeling a crunch
I had to point out the time
Not enough left to dine
That didn't phase him a bit
He kept on, didn't quit
It didn't click in his head
'Cause the next thing he said

All I want to do
Is eat lunch with you
Nothing big
Just a bite or two
All I want to do
Is eat lunch with you
If that's too much
A snack will do

So when I finally gave in
He wore a big grin
And when we ordered our food
He said something lewd
And when my face turned bright red
He told his puns instead
I never answered a word
Never said, "how absurd"
And when we got up to leave
I found it hard to believe
He said we need to do this again
And wanted me to say when
As I avoided his gaze
He repeated this phrase

All I want to do
Is eat lunch with you
Nothing big
Just a bite or two
All I want to do
Is eat lunch with you
If that's too much
A snack will do

Yeah, we ate lunch
And he kept talking
The whole time
We ate lunch

Well, ever since that day
Every time he would say
Today, shall we dine?
I say I haven't the time
I take my lunch late as proof
That what I say is the truth
Someday he might deduce, all on his own
That it's really his fault I won't go

All I want to do
Is eat lunch with you
Nothing big
Just a bite or two
All I want to do
Is eat lunch with you
If that's too much
A snack will do

The whole time
The whole time
The whole time
The whole time

He kept talking
He kept talking
He kept talking
He kept talking