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Song Parodies -> "My Boyfriend's Back (Is So Hairy and Disgusting)"

Original Song Title:

"My Boyfriend's Back"

Original Performer:

The Angels

Parody Song Title:

"My Boyfriend's Back (Is So Hairy and Disgusting)"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Now of course this isn't coming from my viewpoint... think more along the lines of the girlfriends of Hagrid and Cousin It.
[spoken]
"He never shaves and hair's falling down
It's gotta be full of lice
He says he's waxed it a time or two
But there's no proof those aren't more lies"

My boyfriend's back
Is so hairy and disgusting
(Hey now, I need to shave his back)
My boyfriend's back
Is so shaggy and revolting
(I need to cleave my boyfriend's back)
When at the beach
I know we're in trouble
(I need to hoe my boyfriend's back)
Some mornings
I need to shave him double
(I have to mow my boyfriend's back)

(Gotta lay low my boyfriend's back)
(Mane he's got just like a lion)
(Nesting birds will soon be flyin')

His shirt comes off
It's like a miniature rainforest
(I need to clear my boyfriend's back)
Need to send him to the vet
Or maybe to the florist
(They need to whack my boyfriend's back)
Maybe rent him out
For some termite recreation
(I need to weed my boyfriend's back)
I could lease him out
As a mobile ranger station
(No need to seed my boyfriend's back)

Hey, you know that I ain't lying!
Takes three days to do the drying!

If you ever saw it
You'd try hard to forget, I do
To help prove my case
Just try looking at his face, boo hoo
Wait and see

My boyfriend's back
It's awful scary and impatient
(Hey now, I need to lop his back)
My boyfriend's back
Uncommon shear luck never latent
(I need to prune my boyfriend's back)

If I don't do some snippin'
All my feet will start to trippin'

Boo-hoo
Boo-hoo
Boo-hoo
Wait and see

My boyfriend's back
Resembles mammoth permutation
(In caveman digs my boyfriend's back)

Yeah, my boyfriend's back
(Gonna plat it, my boyfriend's back)
Makes good blankets, my boyfriend's back
(Gonna mat it, my boyfriend's back)
I curtail this moss heap
(Gotta trim it, my boyfriend's back)
Then it's followed by a tight sweep
(Past it's limit, my boyfriend's back)
Come pare now
(Cultivate it, my boyfriend's back)
Plow, plow, plow, plow, plow
(Decorate it, my boyfriends's back)
Please help me out now
(Understate it, my boyfriend's back)

Yeah, I'm disgusted too
Help me out now, what can I do?

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 13

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McKludge - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I can't believe no one's done that angle before. Good stuff, Tim. Break out the #5 shears.
alvin - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
this is hilarious....you're really on a roll lately....especially liked the vet / florist line...my fave of the day
Tim Mayfield - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks McKludge and alvin.
Ann Hammond - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
he he he he
Below Average Dave - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Very funny Tim, I like McKludge am shocked this hasn't been done, 5's easily.
Jason - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
This is really good. Well done.
lil-Fur-Ball - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Even though I prefer "otters" . . . Hey, let's give this poor Caveman a break !!
AFW - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
This hair is pretty funny
Meriadoc - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Best of the day!
LadyBlade - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir, this is a < BLADE -- FREE > zone!
Red Ant - August 07, 2008 - Report this comment
The second verse doesn't scan too well to TOS or lyrics, but oddly enough I was able to sing it without a stumble. It's also the funniest. Clever title and parody, Tim. Our backs are the one place we can't shave, even if we wanted to. The look on Nicole's face when she puts Nair on mine is priceless. 5s
Dr Music - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Oooh, nice. Best of the beast.
Tim Mayfield - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Ann, BADave, Jason, lil-Fur-Ball, AFW, Meriadoc, LadyBlade, Red Ant, and Dr Music.
Red Ant, yes, I knew that too. :-) I know I don't embody the best approach to writing readably scannable lyrics, but when it comes to singability I think I do my part. I am picky, I just pick from a different list. :-) Posting on AmiRight for a few years has changed my approach a little but I still tend to write with a slightly mavericky flair or handicap, if you will.
Dr Music - August 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I hope that girls' boyfriend isn't a werewolf. Because if he is then she might have to keep him in a cage at night to prevent him from wreaking havoc.
sara - January 09, 2010 - Report this comment
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