[spoken]
"He never shaves and hair's falling down
It's gotta be full of lice
He says he's waxed it a time or two
But there's no proof those aren't more lies"

My boyfriend's back
Is so hairy and disgusting
(Hey now, I need to shave his back)
My boyfriend's back
Is so shaggy and revolting
(I need to cleave my boyfriend's back)
When at the beach
I know we're in trouble
(I need to hoe my boyfriend's back)
Some mornings
I need to shave him double
(I have to mow my boyfriend's back)

(Gotta lay low my boyfriend's back)
(Mane he's got just like a lion)
(Nesting birds will soon be flyin')

His shirt comes off
It's like a miniature rainforest
(I need to clear my boyfriend's back)
Need to send him to the vet
Or maybe to the florist
(They need to whack my boyfriend's back)
Maybe rent him out
For some termite recreation
(I need to weed my boyfriend's back)
I could lease him out
As a mobile ranger station
(No need to seed my boyfriend's back)

Hey, you know that I ain't lying!
Takes three days to do the drying!

If you ever saw it
You'd try hard to forget, I do
To help prove my case
Just try looking at his face, boo hoo
Wait and see

My boyfriend's back
It's awful scary and impatient
(Hey now, I need to lop his back)
My boyfriend's back
Uncommon shear luck never latent
(I need to prune my boyfriend's back)

If I don't do some snippin'
All my feet will start to trippin'

Boo-hoo
Boo-hoo
Boo-hoo
Wait and see

My boyfriend's back
Resembles mammoth permutation
(In caveman digs my boyfriend's back)

Yeah, my boyfriend's back
(Gonna plat it, my boyfriend's back)
Makes good blankets, my boyfriend's back
(Gonna mat it, my boyfriend's back)
I curtail this moss heap
(Gotta trim it, my boyfriend's back)
Then it's followed by a tight sweep
(Past it's limit, my boyfriend's back)
Come pare now
(Cultivate it, my boyfriend's back)
Plow, plow, plow, plow, plow
(Decorate it, my boyfriends's back)
Please help me out now
(Understate it, my boyfriend's back)

Yeah, I'm disgusted too
Help me out now, what can I do?