Hey where did he go?
Canine with big teeth
Eyes that will follow
Snarling mouth beneath

Growling and a'barking
Foaming and a'yelping
Guess he missed his morning jog
He gets my heart a'pumping
Cause he's one BIG pit bull
Oh, my!
Big pit bull

Now whatever happened
To getting to jog slow?
Pacing out the run time
And having time to say hello
Stopping by the flower beds
Sitting on an old park bench
Tying up your loose shoe string
New feeling is too intense
Look out for that big pit bull
That's a big pit bull

Do you remember when, we ran for fun?

But now we seem to be running
Just to get away
Though I'm getting tired it seems that
He could run all day

I find I'm in pain now
Oh yeah, I am so sore
Cause running has it's own penalties
But stopping even more
I wasn't careful enough
I should have really looked around
Could have hid in the tall grass
Oh but now that I've been found
Bit by that big pit bull
By that big pit bull

Tell me you've never heard
A grown man scream?

Well I keep running far away
But he follows me
Even though I don't pester him
He won't let me be
Since I don't know what else to do
I should call the law
But I never get the chance and
Both my feet are raw
So I keep running and running
Just to get away
Just doesn't seem to do much good
He could run all day