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Song Parodies -> "Still Tastes So Disgusting"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Still Tastes So Disgusting"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

If it smells really vile
Or it smells really nice
If it's covered in mushrooms or smothered in rice
If it's tender as veal or as tough as the sea
In a scoop or a pile
It still tastes so disgusting to me

It's not like other grub
It can kill you or maim you
It can chip off a tooth
Or adhere just like glue
Take hold of your liver and cause you to heave
You can eat it for weeks
It still tastes so disgusting to me

Oh, leave it there on the shelf
Cause it's not what I want
Even some other time
Oh, you should just throw it out
Cause it just makes me cringe
And could make me go blind

Don't make anymore, cause
It's not what I'm eating
Don't want it around me
When I start my feeding
There's a pain in my chest now
Oh, why can't you see
Don't trust in the smell
It still tastes so disgusting to me

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, yuck!
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, yuck!


Oh, leave it there on the shelf
Cause it's not what I want
Even some other time
Oh, you should just throw it out
Cause it just makes me cringe
And could make me go blind

If it's baked like a pie
Or it's liquidy gruel
If it's pipingly hot
Or it's totally cool
It still gets evicted
By notice of me
And the least you could do
Is make seconds for you
It still tastes so disgusting to me

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm-mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, yuck!
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, yuck!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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Claude Prez - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
So you've tried my wife's cooking too, then? Nice job.
Ashkicksass - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
5's from this picky eater!
Meriadoc - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Wish I would have had this to sing at my mother's dinner table as a child!

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