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Song Parodies -> "Wait Until The French Fries Cool"

Original Song Title:

"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Crystal Gayle

Parody Song Title:

"Wait Until The French Fries Cool"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Now don't you cram like you're some fool
You'll burn your tongue if you do
Don't they teach in school
To wait until the french fries cool

I know soon they'll be gone
You have waited so long
Think you're starving too
But wait until the french fries cool

Say it's not too hot, I say you lie
Say it's not burning with tears in your eyes
Say you can eat them, I say suicide
Say anything cause you want french fries

Don't have a thing to treat your wounds
Shouldn't have eaten so soon
Tongue looks like a balloon
Should wait until the french fries
Wait until the french fries
Wait until the french fries cool

Show me your blisters, laugh till I cry
You know your tongue's now a much bigger size
Say I should warn you, well at least I tried
Eat anything as long as it's ice

I didn't mean for you to burn
One lesson you had to learn
Don't think that I've been cruel
Should wait until the french fries
Wait until the french fries
Wait until the french fries cool

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Kristof Robertson - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Fives for the title alone! 555
John Barry - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
French fives.
Rick C - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Was this song from Grease? Good one, Tim....555
Johnny "Conehead" D - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
BELDAR - DO NOT SEAR THE BACK OF YOUR NECK-OPENING WHEN CONSUMING SMALL RECTANGULAR STRIPS OF FRIED CARBOHYDRATE. 555.
Michael Pacholek - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
You can't hide your flyin' fries.

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