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Song Parodies -> "Martha My Pies"

Original Song Title:

"Doctor My Eyes"

Original Performer:

Jackson Browne

Parody Song Title:

"Martha My Pies"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Martha Stewart is released this Sunday, March 6th, 2005.
Martha my pies bring me to tears
Cause I can't bake like my peers
I keep trying
But they're sticking to the pan

I've been baking since the dawn
And though I know you're an ex-con
I am desp'rate
Would you help me with a plan?

Martha my pies
Always come out wrong
Now you're streetwise
Oh were they baking for too long?

See I have tried to make a swirl
And now that you're a homey girl
I've been baking
But before I add the cream

Could you promise me a thrill
It would give me such a big chill
Whip up this filling
While I scrub this oven clean

Martha my pies
Always make me scream
And I surmise
You'll know exactly what I mean

Martha my pies
Causing me to cry
Does your franchise
Keep asking you to say goodbye?

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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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Stuart McArthur - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
not sure if I got the full meaning of this one Tim, and DKTOS - I know Martha's become very rich since she went in though
Guy - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Very timely Tim, she was just released from Camp Cupcake a few hours ago.
Johnny D - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Timely indeed, Tim, and tasty, too!
John Barry - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL, Tim!
alvin rhodes - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
hmmmmmm...flaky and delicate...5s

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