Oh come for a plate full of steaming hot elephant
Oh come eat, yes, come eat
There's plenty for all
Try something gnu
Or maybe you'd like caribou

And if you like the smell
Then please try the gazelle
Oh we've got lots of roadkill
So please eat your fill

Oh yes, we are feasting
On beasts we hit this morning
As we were off-roading in
The animal park

We hit some lions, zebras and a bear or two
What were we supposed to do?
Leave them for the evening crew?
We'd rather take them home
And make a nice stew

If you are really hungry
Yes, if you're really hungry
If you are truly hungry
You won't mind a bit