Song Parodies -> I Hate Liver

Original Song Title:

"Old Man River"

Original Performer:

Rodgers and Hammerstein

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Hate Liver"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

Dinnertime comes and I'm feeling hungry
Picturing food piled on my plate
Something's not right, does my nose deceive me?
Or did she make something that I hate?

Refried beans and sugar canes
(And) I like spaghetti just the same
I use my fork when I eat pork
And a helping of rice is very nice

Dinnertime comes and I'm feeling hungry
Dinnertime comes and I grab my plate
Hoping this time that she'll try to please me
Instead of cooking what I hate

Well, I hate liver, Yes, I hate liver
I do not like it, Yeah, I just hate it
I don't like liver, and I hate the smell of it too!

Now, I like 'tatoes, and I like burgers
Oh, I like spinach, though I don't admit it
And I like grauten, if it's not rotten, and stew

Candied yams, glazed or plain
Served with biscuits, I won't complain
Catfish served with head and tail
And last week's bread that's not yet stale

I will sneak out while it's still frying
And look for fast food, that's what I'm buying
'Cause I hate liver, and I hate the smell of it too!
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Pacing: 3.8
 
How Funny: 3.5
 
Overall Rating: 3.8
 

Total Votes: 4
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Johnny D - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't like liver. Do like this parody. 5's.
alvin rhodes - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
i second the liver-hating..and the five-giving
baladev - June 03, 2008 - Report this comment
i also hate liver! so very. in fact i'm searching on the internet about liver hater groups! i abhor its taste

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