Song Parodies -> I Hate Liver
| Original Song Title: | "Old Man River" |
| Original Performer: | Rodgers and Hammerstein |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Hate Liver" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
Dinnertime comes and I'm feeling hungry
Picturing food piled on my plate
Something's not right, does my nose deceive me?
Or did she make something that I hate?
Refried beans and sugar canes
(And) I like spaghetti just the same
I use my fork when I eat pork
And a helping of rice is very nice
Dinnertime comes and I'm feeling hungry
Dinnertime comes and I grab my plate
Hoping this time that she'll try to please me
Instead of cooking what I hate
Well, I hate liver, Yes, I hate liver
I do not like it, Yeah, I just hate it
I don't like liver, and I hate the smell of it too!
Now, I like 'tatoes, and I like burgers
Oh, I like spinach, though I don't admit it
And I like grauten, if it's not rotten, and stew
Candied yams, glazed or plain
Served with biscuits, I won't complain
Catfish served with head and tail
And last week's bread that's not yet stale
I will sneak out while it's still frying
And look for fast food, that's what I'm buying
'Cause I hate liver, and I hate the smell of it too!
Picturing food piled on my plate
Something's not right, does my nose deceive me?
Or did she make something that I hate?
Refried beans and sugar canes
(And) I like spaghetti just the same
I use my fork when I eat pork
And a helping of rice is very nice
Dinnertime comes and I'm feeling hungry
Dinnertime comes and I grab my plate
Hoping this time that she'll try to please me
Instead of cooking what I hate
Well, I hate liver, Yes, I hate liver
I do not like it, Yeah, I just hate it
I don't like liver, and I hate the smell of it too!
Now, I like 'tatoes, and I like burgers
Oh, I like spinach, though I don't admit it
And I like grauten, if it's not rotten, and stew
Candied yams, glazed or plain
Served with biscuits, I won't complain
Catfish served with head and tail
And last week's bread that's not yet stale
I will sneak out while it's still frying
And look for fast food, that's what I'm buying
'Cause I hate liver, and I hate the smell of it too!
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Don't like liver. Do like this parody. 5's.
i second the liver-hating..and the five-giving
i also hate liver! so very. in fact i'm searching on the internet about liver hater groups! i abhor its taste
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