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Song Parodies -> "Hibernations"

Original Song Title:

"Good Vibrations"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Hibernations"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Why I am glad that I am not a bear...
I'd freeze to death 'cause I don't have enough hair
Want to fly southbound now with the birds
Can't make enough money sleeping in my lair

I'd die during hibernation
Be feeling that death sensation
Can't hold in my defecation
(Ooh sleep sleep hibernation)
Seems like too much relaxation
(Ooh sleep sleep relaxation)
Sleep, sleep, sleep, hibernation
(Ooh sleep sleep)
The only sleep I would sanction
(Ooh weep weep hate starvation)
Is not a snow-embanked one
(Ooh sleep sleep)
It's ending with my starvation
(Ooh sleep sleep hibernation)

Close my eyes
I'm feeling colder now
Slowly freeze, I know it must be time
Snow falling from the sky
I'm warming up to the winter chill

I'd die during hibernation
Be feeling that death sensation
Can't hold in my defecation
(Ooh sleep sleep hibernation)
Seems like too much relaxation
(Ooh sleep sleep relaxation)
Sleep, sleep, sleep, hibernation
(Ooh sleep sleep)
The only sleep I would sanction
(Ooh weep weep hate starvation)
Is not a snow-embanked one
(Ooh sleep sleep)
It's ending with my starvation
(Ooh sleep sleep hibernation)

(Brrrrrrrr)
(Brrr, frozen condensation)
It's a good thing I am not a bear
(I'd die during hibernation)
(It's no way to raise your young)
(Brrr, just don't sleep)

Gotta keep those bear hibernations
From happenin' to me
Gotta keep those bear hibernations
From happenin' to me
Gotta keep those bear hibernations
From happenin'

Brrrrrrrr
Sleep, sleep, sleep, hibernation
(Ooh sleep sleep)
(No snoring justification)
More into sleep deprivation
(Ooh sleep sleep)
(Hibernation)
Cancel my reservations
(Ooh sleep sleep)
I'll nap nap...

Nap nap nap nap nap
Nap nap nap
Nap nap nap nap nap
Nap nap nap
Doze doze doze doze doze
Doze doze doze
Doze doze doze doze doze
Doze doze doze
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Johnny D - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, Boo-boo! Wake up and get me one of them picnic baskets.
John Barry - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You need to slow down your metabolism in winter by practicing Yogi.
The Pomfret - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Again! The Alpha waves are simply STREAMING from your noggin. Thanks for the relaxation (sleep).
Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Although I wouldn't want to sleep for months on end, more than 5 hours a day would be nice.
Rick C - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Couldn't sleep through this. Very entertaining....555
Larry Hensley - May 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious. This might be enjoyed by........da bears. 5's

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