Song Parodies -> There's 50 Ads A Day In My Inbox

Original Song Title:

"It Never Rains In Southern California"

Original Performer:

Albert Hammond

  
Parody Song Title:

"There's 50 Ads A Day In My Inbox"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

Feeling bored I logged on with my email client
Didn't think my carrier would've let these through
Oh they offered opportunities, get rich quick and more schemes
So rude, man they're rude

Seems there's 50 ads a day in my inbox
Seems for every one I kill another's born
There's 50 ads here in my inbox
Absurd to think I'd read 'em
Or click links to porn

Never works cause they're never read
I just hit delete those ads are dead
I don't need drugs or online meds
Just leave me alone

There's 50 ads here in my inbox
Absurd to think I'd read 'em
Or click links to porn

Someone tell the fools that wrote 'em to quite sending
No offer is legit for goodness sake
Please don't ask me for my passwords
Numbers to my bank accounts, cause these are fakes
They are all fakes

Seems there's 50 ads a day in my inbox
Seems for every one I kill another's born
There's 50 ads here in my inbox
Absurd to think I'd read 'em
Or click links to porn
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Stuart McArthur - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, you're crazy! I read ALL my email spam - although admittedly it might be because I'm desperate for a larger penis - 555
alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
well paced and clever...5s
Meriadoc - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
For some reason lately everyone wants to sell me Rolex watches...

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