Put your foot in your mouth when you put down Harry Potter
Put your foot in your mouth when you dis Lord of the Rings
Read the books for yourself
And you can talk with others rationally
Put your foot in your mouth when you don't give them a read

When Gandalf was the wizard gray
Believe the shire was still a haven
Still crawling on his knees
When Harry needed some savin'
Smeagol killed his friend, bifocals to mend
I must be confusing you
But I only read enough to take a guess
What gets them through

Put your foot in your mouth when you put down Harry Potter
Put your foot in your mouth when you dis Lord of the Rings
Read the books for yourself
And you can talk with others rationally
Put your foot in your mouth when you don't give them a read

Put your foot in your mouth when you mention Smeagol's daughter
Put your foot in your mouth when you state Frodo's the king
Read the books for yourself
And you can talk with others sensibly
Put your foot in your mouth when quoting Hermione

Put your foot in your mouth and they'll stand you in the corner
Put your foot in your mouth won't talk with you for a week
Read the books for yourself
And you can talk with others verbally
Put your foot in your mouth if you don't sit down and read
Put your foot in your mouth seems everyone else agrees
Put your foot in your mouth if your name is Timothy