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Song Parodies -> "Peptobismol Every Time"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion #9"

Original Performer:

The Clovers

Parody Song Title:

"Peptobismol Every Time"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

My friends said that they'd take me out to eat
The bill's on them, it'd be their treat
So I got dressed up
In my favorite Calvin Klein
And told them
Now I say it's
The perfect feeding time

I didn't care if it was dark or light
I started eating all the meat in sight
But when I ate at Joe's
That fried chicken and white wine
I knew it was wrong
Should've gone elsewhere to dine

I felt bad, I fell down,
I tried hard to think
I couldn't help myself,
I threw up in the sink

I took down a bottle,
The inside was pink
I closed my eyes, I held by breath,
and I, I took a drink

The taste was bad, yeah that part I'll admit
What happened next, kind of shocked me a bit
The pink stuff was coating
My queasy stomach line
So when I eat out now I'll bring
Peptobismol every time

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alvin rhodes - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
soothing...5s
Royce Miller - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
well you and I had a similar thought today-Pepto
Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, Tim. Would've liked the last line better if it was "Peptobismol each time", since that would have the same number of syllables as "Love Potion Number Nine". But that's needless nit-picking!
Kristof Robertson - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta agree with Johnny, Tim...you sacrificed some tightness in the pacing for the idea...but you can still make it work within the structure of the OS...so who cares? 555
Tim Mayfield - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Royce, Johnny and Kristof.

Clearly this is my most common conundrum. It's like the rule of "I before E except after C" when you are trying to learn to spell science and lei...
Agrimorfee - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
The longest (but most fun) commercial for an antacid i ever read. Nice job.
John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Love Potion #5s.
Tim Mayfield - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee and John.

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