My friends said that they'd take me out to eat
The bill's on them, it'd be their treat
So I got dressed up
In my favorite Calvin Klein
And told them
Now I say it's
The perfect feeding time

I didn't care if it was dark or light
I started eating all the meat in sight
But when I ate at Joe's
That fried chicken and white wine
I knew it was wrong
Should've gone elsewhere to dine

I felt bad, I fell down,
I tried hard to think
I couldn't help myself,
I threw up in the sink

I took down a bottle,
The inside was pink
I closed my eyes, I held by breath,
and I, I took a drink

The taste was bad, yeah that part I'll admit
What happened next, kind of shocked me a bit
The pink stuff was coating
My queasy stomach line
So when I eat out now I'll bring
Peptobismol every time