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Song Parodies -> "Who's Beatin' Who"

Original Song Title:

"Who's Cheatin' Who"

Original Performer:

Alan Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Who's Beatin' Who"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

If you'd learn to cook
Well I wrote the book
How to throw them in the fire from the pan
The lion's at our throat
Who should I promote?
And just who will not be fitting my plan?

I want to know just
Who's beating who?
Who's number two?
And who is just a joke anymore?
I want to know just
Who's hanging tight?
Who's flying a kite?
And who's voice ain't right no more?

Desp'rate situations
Cause renumerations
But that's something that we just can not afford
But we've done our research
Although it's gonna hurt
This choice won't make us poor

I want to know just
Who's training who?
Who's got a clue?
Who just cannot learn anymore?
Who's teaching right?
To someone tonight?
And who's role ain't right no more?

The state's enormous fines
Unemployment lines
It's so hard to keep a bizness from the edge
If they keep raising dues
Or one more person sues
You just might find us all out on the ledge

I want to know just
Who's leading who?
Who's just too new?
Who cannot perform anymore?
Who's working right?
Staying overnight?
Just who's role ain't right no more?

I want to know just
Who's grilling who?
Who's got some chew?
Who just cannot cope anymore?
Who's really bright?
Who's become a blight?
And who's name is on my door?

I want to know just
Who's canning who?
What's left to prove?
Who just cannot lead anymore?
Who's wants to fight?
A loser tonight?
And who's bum is aching sore?

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Jeff Reuben - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I clearly did not drink enough coffee today

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