Song Parodies -> Shoppers Yell
| Original Song Title: | "Silver Bells" |
| Original Performer: | Traditional |
| Parody Song Title: | "Shoppers Yell" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
In the city, it ain't pretty
Cars are piled up a mile
That's how you can be sure that it's Christmas
Get the right price, shoppers aren't nice
Tackle gifts football style
And above all the racket
You fear
Shoppers yell, "Go to H_ll"
Driving us nuts without pity
Winter brings children's screams
Each year the same ol' headache
Maybe I should
Wish that I could
Just forget everything
Before shoppers run over my big toe
Thanks a whole bunch
Who should I punch?
Hate this whole shopping thing
It just causes a racket
Each year
Sit a spell, Children yell
Driving us nuts without pity
Santa bring a strong drink
And something for my headache
Cars are piled up a mile
That's how you can be sure that it's Christmas
Get the right price, shoppers aren't nice
Tackle gifts football style
And above all the racket
You fear
Shoppers yell, "Go to H_ll"
Driving us nuts without pity
Winter brings children's screams
Each year the same ol' headache
Maybe I should
Wish that I could
Just forget everything
Before shoppers run over my big toe
Thanks a whole bunch
Who should I punch?
Hate this whole shopping thing
It just causes a racket
Each year
Sit a spell, Children yell
Driving us nuts without pity
Santa bring a strong drink
And something for my headache
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Good one. I've been trying to figure out something for this OS.
Bravo! This site needs more parodies about the other, darker side of the holidays.
You put a fitting wrap on the down side of Christmas, here...good job..5's
how true...that's why i christmas shopped online this year...5s
No discount here: Five it all the way!
i thought that this was a great parody..truth all the way!!!
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