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Song Parodies -> "When Irish Pies Are Piling"

Original Song Title:

"When Irish Eyes Are Smiling"

Parody Song Title:

"When Irish Pies Are Piling"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

There's a craving I feel
And I'm starting to reel
Cause it's stronger than I can resist
And although I've refrained
It is much too well trained
And it really does chafe and persist

I fight, but after awhile, know my inner child
Will fall prey to it's taunting with glee
I will hunger so strong that I will go wrong
Releasing the beast in me

When Irish pies are piling
All that poundage on your thighs
Remember, if you sit up straight
It can thin out your waistline
When Irish tarts are heavy
Well then you can eat all day
It's time to set aside your plate
No matter what you weigh

And the fudge double creme
Somehow much too extreme
You've not got very much of a will
So you lick the plate clean
Then check over the scene
Looking for what you've spilt

You gloat but for every time you take a bite
Well you really should count your regrets
For every bite you take can bring such delight
Fatter and fatter you get

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Phil Alexander - January 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Is there going to be a sequel: When Irish piles are smarting? ;-)
Tim Mayfield - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, umm, no hadn't thought of that. I was thinking of doing a "When Irish Guys Are Dialing" but I can't get it to flow.
martha - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
well more pies!! nice one Tim!
Tim Mayfield - January 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks martha!
Irish Guy who lives in America - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this song implying that Irish girls are fat? If so, the author has obviously never been to Ireland. American girls, statistically, have about three times the obesity rate of Irish girls.
Tim Mayfield - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Irish Guy, umm, no I wouldn't be implying that. What I am implying is that Irish pies taste better than other ones...

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