Is this new software?
Or is it piracy?
Engineering the code
Reversing hypocrisy
Benchmarking lies
Jack up the price to me
I'm just a poor boy, got no more money
Because I need to buy stuff to grow
Priced too high, lots of dough
My computer's too slow, doesn't measure up to speed
To speed

Grandma, just bought more RAM
Put a Gig into her board
She's still driving an old Ford
Grandma, this is your grandson
Why'd you throw your money away?
Grandma, boo
I would like to know why
Take it back and get a refund tomorrow
It's a con, it's a con, you'll just make their wallet fatter

Rebate, your time has come
Need to get them on the line
They forget me everytime
Good buys on computers I've got to know
Gotta buy a dozen more before I'm through
Grandma, too (my computer's too slow)
Find a real good buy
If you do, you'd better give me a call

I bought a Macintosh, it cost over a grand,
Microsoft, Microsoft, can you sell me some software
Photoshop and Streamline run like greased lightning for me
Antivirus, antivirus,
Antivirus, antivirus,
Antivirus don't get old, get new download
But I'm just a poor boy, got no more money
He's just a poor boy in computer industry
Spending his life in this activity

Priced too high, lots of dough, will you let me code
We will not! No, we will not let you code, let him code
We will not! We will not let you code, let him code
We will not! We will not let you code, let him code
We'll not let you code, let me code
We'll not let you code, let me code
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
How 'bout shareware, how 'bout shareware, how 'bout shareware, let me code
The internet has already got a site for me, for me, for me

So you think you can stop me and keep me denied
So you think you can rob me with prices too high
No pay me, can't sell this to me, pay me
Just gotta pay up, just gotta pay right up to here

Make my wallet fatter,
Somebody pay me,
Make my wallet fatter, make my wallet fatter for me,

My computer's too slow....