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Song Parodies -> "Even The Tights Fit Better"

Original Song Title:

"Even The Nights Are Better"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Air Supply

Parody Song Title:

"Even The Tights Fit Better"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

I wanted to be awesome
Protecting all Gotham
No more victims
But I'm too bony

I always get so bruised
By any that I'd accused
The mask's un-canny
It wouldn't hide my acne

And then I fell trying to stop a jailbreak
Making my back ache
But now that I've filled out

Now I look good in sweaters
Shirts are a little tauter
Even the tights fit better
My Batman suit
Even the cape fits tighter
And now I am more the fighter
Even this belt feels lighter
My Batman suit

Well, I had to learn Kung Fu
Taekwondo and Jujitsu
They can't beat me now
I've been well trained

Now you've met my butler and friend Albert
Operating so covert
Batman out at night and by day
I'm Bruce Wayne

Back then I fell trying to stop a jailbreak
Making my back ache
But now that I've filled out

Now I look good in sweaters
Shirts are a little tauter
Even the tights fit better
My Batman suit
Even the cape fits tighter
And now I am more the fighter
Even this belt feels lighter
My Batman suit

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TV COP - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought the butler's name was "Alfred".
Tim Mayfield - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes, it was Alfred, not Albert. My misrecollection indeed.
Tim Mayfield - January 07, 2005 - Report this comment
So it should read:

Now you've met my butler and friend Alfred
With both of my parents dead
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Holy research, Batman! I had to dock you a point for "Albert," but other than that... it takes guts to be both Batman and a joker at the same time.

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