Song Parodies -> Even The Tights Fit Better
| Original Song Title: | "Even The Nights Are Better" |
| Original Performer: | Air Supply |
| Parody Song Title: | "Even The Tights Fit Better" |
| Parody Written by: | Tim Mayfield |
I wanted to be awesome
Protecting all Gotham
No more victims
But I'm too bony
I always get so bruised
By any that I'd accused
The mask's un-canny
It wouldn't hide my acne
And then I fell trying to stop a jailbreak
Making my back ache
But now that I've filled out
Now I look good in sweaters
Shirts are a little tauter
Even the tights fit better
My Batman suit
Even the cape fits tighter
And now I am more the fighter
Even this belt feels lighter
My Batman suit
Well, I had to learn Kung Fu
Taekwondo and Jujitsu
They can't beat me now
I've been well trained
Now you've met my butler and friend Albert
Operating so covert
Batman out at night and by day
I'm Bruce Wayne
Back then I fell trying to stop a jailbreak
Making my back ache
But now that I've filled out
Now I look good in sweaters
Shirts are a little tauter
Even the tights fit better
My Batman suit
Even the cape fits tighter
And now I am more the fighter
Even this belt feels lighter
My Batman suit
Protecting all Gotham
No more victims
But I'm too bony
I always get so bruised
By any that I'd accused
The mask's un-canny
It wouldn't hide my acne
And then I fell trying to stop a jailbreak
Making my back ache
But now that I've filled out
Now I look good in sweaters
Shirts are a little tauter
Even the tights fit better
My Batman suit
Even the cape fits tighter
And now I am more the fighter
Even this belt feels lighter
My Batman suit
Well, I had to learn Kung Fu
Taekwondo and Jujitsu
They can't beat me now
I've been well trained
Now you've met my butler and friend Albert
Operating so covert
Batman out at night and by day
I'm Bruce Wayne
Back then I fell trying to stop a jailbreak
Making my back ache
But now that I've filled out
Now I look good in sweaters
Shirts are a little tauter
Even the tights fit better
My Batman suit
Even the cape fits tighter
And now I am more the fighter
Even this belt feels lighter
My Batman suit
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I thought the butler's name was "Alfred".
Yes, it was Alfred, not Albert. My misrecollection indeed.
So it should read:
Now you've met my butler and friend Alfred
With both of my parents dead
Now you've met my butler and friend Alfred
With both of my parents dead
Holy research, Batman! I had to dock you a point for "Albert," but other than that... it takes guts to be both Batman and a joker at the same time.
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