You and I must have the facts
Lost it all to income tax
You sue Michael
I'll sue Cher

Well they've had their day in court
And the both have been good sports
Targets of fame
Mike and Cher

And know
I'll be there to counsel you
Don't let dates or facts confound you
Helps to know that they're bound to
Go to court with a list that's long
Just play the fink
So your case is strong
(case is strong, case is strong)
Yes it is, yes it is

We just want our share that's all we're after
And we want our mug on T.V. "plastered"
If ever you sue Mike
I'll sue Cher

I know who to connect to
You just can't let his lawyer correct you
You can sue Mike
And I'll sue Cher

And know
I'll be there to support you
Jury should rally around you
And I hope they have grounds to
Hope nothing in the case gets screwed
Losing their trust
Would be dooming you
(dooming you, dooming you)
Yes it would, yes it would

I hope they never find some great clue
Enough to prove that it's all a ruse
'Cause if Mike loses
I'll sue Cher

We will sue popstars, yeah yeah

I'll sue Cher
I'll sue Cher
When you sue Mike
I'll sue Cher

(They should fill up our wallets, money - cool!)

I'll sue Cher
I'll sue Cher
We'll never work again
I'll sue Cher

We will get so rich, yeah yeah

I'll sue Cher
I'll sue Cher
I'll do the same
And sue Cher