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Song Parodies -> "Annoying Oner's Boy"

Original Song Title:

"The Little Drummer Boy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Annoying Oner's Boy"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Post they told me
"Another good pun"
They never told me, we
Have voters with ones
They keep on dinging me
On every one
How can they be so mean?
That really seems dumb
Really seems dumb
Really seems dumb

So I post again
And here he comes
Voting all ones

You think maybe
That I should just run?
I shall post puns anew
I think that they're fun
"I wish you wouldn't sing,
I'm voting you ones"
That jab was meant to sting
Make me come undone
Come undone
Come undone

Still I post again
I'm under your gun
Vote me all ones

You've been naughty
By voting all ones
I've still got posting to do
Yeah, I've got a ton
Not finished writing them
I'll never be done
Though you'll keep dis'n them
You'll keep voting one
Keep voting one
Keep voting one

So I post again
You're shocking me none
Voting all ones

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   9

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Scathe - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Beautiful Tim, good work. 3 5's
AFW - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Good One..worth 5's
Paul Robinson - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim, take it as a sign of recognition...just about everybody here has been hit at "One" time or another by this person(or persons)...I posted a piece about this character right after I received my first brace of singletons from that simpleton...­..OH, nice job here...5's ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
i love ones guys parodies...i just hope we''re not encouraging him (though i supoose it could be a she...or maybe even several ones people..the mind boggles...anyway...5s for you
Michael Pacholek - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
The ones guy roots for the Arizona Cardinals.

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