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Song Parodies -> "The Christmas Brat Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Christmas Song"

Original Performer:

Mel Torme

Parody Song Title:

"The Christmas Brat Song"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Nothing makes us more upset than a spoiled Christmas...
Children yelling about this and that
Soon be coming down to blows
Each one be-comes a bigger brat
The feuding only grows and grows
Everybody knows
That Christmas comes but once a year
And no one's happier than me
Noisy brats are all that I hear
Each time I buy a Christmas tree

They'll dream of goodies on their plate
But they will find that they woke up a bit too late
And every little child will start to cry
When they see that I've eaten all the pie
And now I'm taking back the Christmas gifts
From kids who stayed up after two
Although it's so sad
You brats have been bad
There's no Christmas for you!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Airfarcewon - November 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Humorous and rings a true note...altho it's missing the happy holiday ending..5's

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