I just need to use the restroom
I don't want to buy no beer
The place across the street
Said I could use the one in here
Don't try to send me elsewhere
Cause I really got to go
Just let me use the restroom
Or I'll do it on the floor

I don't want to cause no trouble
I just want to be relieved
Of this stuff inside my body
That is crying for release
I have waited for too long now
And I've really got to go
Just let me use the restroom
Or I'll do it on the floor

Man! The pain is so intense now
That I cannot stand up straight
If I wait another minute
Then my bladder's gonna break
The choice is up to you now
I won't tell you anymore
Either point me to the restroom
Or it's going on the floor