Shine all your lessons
Wear lots of gold
If you do like them you just may
Be the crappiest singer in the top 40 today

Rap stars do talking
There's no singing
Never sing a note
Why d'you think that beat is so loud
And their words are always spoke?
Cause they can't sing it
That's why they do it
This they can not do
Like they can only say something sweet
Just as long as it's rhyming with something rude

Singing is awful
How 'bout instead
You stick to rap
And you'll do fine
Just act really tough
Sure to make lots of money
It'll be like a crime
And you can travel on the road
To ghettos, and some day you just may
Be the new crappiest singer in the top 40 today

You'll win some awards
Thank the Lord
Then you'll be thanking me
Somehow you'll be betting I
Won't mention when I stand up
To give them my speech
"There once was a time when I could not ever feel
Proud when I hear them say,
'There's the crappiest singer in the top 40 today'"

Oh, shine all your lessons
Wear lots of gold
If you do like them you just may
Be the crappiest singer in the top 40 today