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Song Parodies -> "Monkey Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Tarzan Boy"

Original Performer:

Baltimora

Parody Song Title:

"Monkey Boy"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

This is not a political parody by me. This is a compilation of the funniest things I've read that people have said about Dubya.
[monkey noises]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Here for life
I'm called 'The Chimpenator'
'Chimp in Charge' or 'Monkey Boy'
Got nicknames
The list is long
And somewhat less than pleasant
Monkey business
What they see they say I do

Late at night
I'm working in the oval
When I speak the cam'ras on
Try to type
Entire known works of Shakespeare
But to date
Still have to wonder
Will I ever get this done?

[monkey noises]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Fight for rights
Give 'em the order
Give 'em the order

Might makes right
Give 'em the order
Give 'em the order

Held in spite
I need more soldiers
To discipline the world

[monkey noises]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

'Bubble Boy'
'A Brainstorm In A Teacup'
'Mr. Rice'
'The Boy Blunder'
'Bunnypants'
'Our President Bobblehead'
'Cow Whisperer'
'Dictatortot'
'The Trillion Dollar Guy'

None too bright
When names are being spoken
I prefer that 'Monkey Boy'
There's a leak
They cover up
That Bu$h attacks for oil
Back to business
Got 'War Messages of Doom' (WMD)

Seal it tight
Seal up the border
Seal up the border

War excites
Oh yeah

Seal it tight
Seal up the border
Seal up the border

Sleep tonight
They won't dare

See the light
Face on the Quarter
Face on the Quarter

Love the Right
Face on the Quarter
Face on the Quarter

In plain sight
Face on the Quarter
In place of George Washington

[monkey noises]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

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Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny one though I don't remember TOS.

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