-> "The Parrot I'm Hitting"
Original Song Title:
"Paradise City"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Parrot I'm Hitting"
The Lyrics
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Got an urging, gonna plug up his leak
Gonna stuff marshmallows up his beak
Want to show this bird how life can be sweet
And if he just cannot be kind
I'll pull feathers off his behind
Gagging noisy birdies is so passe'
You gotta keep up on the methods today
Have to get a handle on the current way
To really get this fowl to whine
Fill his bowl with turpentine
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Spit wads make great decoration
Also good for motivation
I'll bring that little birdy down to his knees
Shooting wads of paper and baby peas
Foul-mouthed birdy better concede
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Make him go away
Make him go away
Make him go away
Make him go away
Polly'd shut up if he's really smart
Cause I've got a bucket of sticky tar
And I am prepared to go that far
That bird's really pushing his luck
He'll never get himself unstuck
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Down!
Don't want to hound
Don't want to frown
Oh, won't you please take him down
I will be brief
Don't need this grief
Won't you please take him down
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Take him down
Take him down
Won't you please take him down
Don't want to hound
Don't want to frown
Oh, won't you please take him down
I will be brief
Don't need this grief
Won't you please take him down
Take him down or the parrot I'm hitting
Cause he's talking too mean and his beak keeps spitting
Won't you please take him down (take him down)
Don't want to hound
Don't want to frown
Oh, won't you please take him down
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