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Song Parodies -> "Britney Spears"

Original Song Title:

"Tracks Of My Tears"

Parody Song Title:

"Britney Spears"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

People say I'm a slut on the soundstage
'Cause I let my midriff show
I wear my shirts too high and
Wear my shorts too low

Well take a good look at my waist
See I'm clearly pleading my case
Just look closer, it's easy to see
That I'm Britney Spears

I dance lewd, dance lewd

Seems that lately
I have locked my lips on other girls
Saying that it's all in fun
Although your point is moot
I'm wearing gorgeous boots
'Cause I am the famous one

Well take a good look at my face
See I'm clearly singing mistakes
Just look closer, it's easy to see
That I'm Britney Spears

Besides, I'm overrated
Decide if I'm degraded
In a gown, I know I cause moms to frown
My fans they should pay up I swear
I need make-up again

Well take a good look at my taste
See my beauty's going to waste
Just look closer, it's easy to see
That I'm Britney Spears

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 23

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AFW - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
A very good 1...equals fives
Rex - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Clever stuff.
Rick C - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Oops, I gave you 5's again!
Phil Alexander - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Fun, Tim :-)
John Barry - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Yes!! Big 5s.
Newfoghill - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Dear Mayfield. Runs as if she'd written it herself. Good job.
Catch 23 - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny stuff. 555
Michael Pacholek - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Do I have to give you enough fives for two?
Johnny D - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh come on, she's not THAT lewd! Heh heh 5's
Red Ant - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment
( SOTM ) DKTOS but funny.
Dumb Ass Kid - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS
Agrimorfee - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Smokey would throttle you for ruining this Motown classic...that's a compliment.
Tim Hall - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Great take on a Motown classic. Another Motown classic that describes Britney is Money (That's What I Want)
Scathe - May 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Bravo, Tim. Way to take that ditz down a notch.
Rick C - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) already voted, commented
Dee Range - May 11, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...high 5's...like Jacko, she is a parody waiting to happen
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I wonder what her comeback gimmick will be once the pregnancy is over and the nanny is installed? The record company can't sell her to teens and pre-teens anymore and the L-word thingy has already been done. OK, so there's the old crowd, enough of'em to sell another record, but IMHO she's more likely to be the next Cher than the next Madonna. Just my 555 cents of course.
Jeff Reuben - May 12, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM: Not bad...and I always say her videos are awesome (you can always turn down the sound) =)
Guy - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM)

She dances really cute,
Just like a prostitute...

Hilarious. I loved it.
Arwen - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--I had some internal rhyme scheme issues...but I am generally forgiving when it comes to bashing Mrs. Federline...=)
Melhi - May 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hey, maybe she'll see this and lip synch it at her next concert! ;) Nice job!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Most guys would pay to 'look closer'. Funny stuff.
Charlie Decker - May 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice choice with the OS! 5s
Rex - May 21, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Commented above.
Johnny D - May 22, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above!
Spaff.com - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you missing a line in the first verse? No biggie; still really funny. I love your subs for "Take a good look at my face" and their followup rhymes.
Stuart McArthur - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) hard not to get a good look at her waist nowadays, as its ever-expanding girth is so well documented on page 3s world-wide - I just want the world to go back to a pre-Britney's-baby era
Phil Alexander - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
All these parodies slagging off Britney... maybe we should lighten up and cut her a bit more slack...
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...naah, only joking ;-)
Kristof Robertson - May 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Although dissing Brit is like shooting already-dead fish in a rather confined barrel (I should know; I've done it myself)..this was a fine bit of venom, Tim. 555
Claude Prez - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep, that Spears is a clown. Good stuff.
2nz - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
MOTHER F@(#&R, another DKTOS. I hate givin' these out and the free-read make it seem like the parody relies a lot on the flow of the original lyrics. Damn, free-read was enjoyablew for the same reasons that others have commented on. Sorry I couldn't be more use here Tim.
MysteryGoat - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS

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