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Song Parodies -> "Pony Pony"

Original Song Title:

"Mony Mony"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Idol

Parody Song Title:

"Pony Pony"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Listen up Santa I want a pony, pony
A real-sized one not a shetland phony
Tell me where you gonna put him Christmas night now
Our place is so small he'll not fit
Our space is tight, yeah our space is tight
I said tight (tight), tight (tight) tight...

I wanna ride in
the 'hood, my 'hood, this 'hood
I'll ride, I'll ride
Through the night,
Wanna ride, but our space is tight
I said tight (tight), tight (tight) tight...

Gotta have me a pony, pony
But I can't ride him in my home yeah
It seems unfair but I don't know why now
I just want a live pony
I can ride, I can ride (ride), ride (ride), ride...

I wanna ride in
the 'hood, my 'hood
Well I wanna ride
Wanna ride, wanna ride
Oh, I need to ride
Let me ride (ride), ride (ride), ride...

I want a pony po-po-pony
I want a pony po-po-pony need one too
I want a pony po-po-pony need one too
I want a pony po-po-pony need one too
I want a pony po-po-pony need one too
I want a pony po-po-pony need one too
I want a pony po-po-pony need one too
I want a pony po-po-pony
Ride, ride, ride, ride, ride, ride

Santa, Santa
Santa, Santa
Santa, Santa
Santa, Santa
Santa, Santa
Bring me one, wanna ride, ride, ride
Ride, ride, ride

Christmas morning pony, pony
All the kids watch me ride my pony
Hay, you giddy up and I'll feed you right now
Watch how I ride my pony
Jump on, I can ride, ride, ride,
Ride, ride

I wanna ride in
the 'hood, my 'hood, this 'hood
Watch me ride, I ride
Yeah I'll ride all night
I said ride, ride, ride, ride

Ride my pony, ride my pony
Ride my pony jump on, jump on
Pony pony
Ride all night, I said ride, ride, ride, ride, ride

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