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Song Parodies -> "Here Comes The Nun"

Original Song Title:

"Here Comes The Sun"

Original Performer:

George Harrison

Parody Song Title:

"Here Comes The Nun"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Here comes the nun everybody run
When I say get outta sight!

Sister Bertha she's got a long cold stoney visage
Sister Bertha she's been here since the last ice age
Here comes the nun everybody run
When I say get outta sight!

Sister Bertha she tells you Jesus really loves you
Sister Bertha scolds while you're physically abused
Here comes the nun everybody run
When I say get outta sight!

Nun, nun, nun, here she comes
Run, run, run, here she comes
Nun, nun, nun, everybody run
Run, run, run, everybody run
Run, run, run, here she comes

Sister Bertha I feel that ruler snap my fingers
Sister Bertha can bring the strongest boy to tears
Here comes the nun everybody run
When I say get outta sight!

Here comes the nun, everybody run
Get outta sight! Get outta sight!
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Phil Alexander - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
:-) I knew parody-writing was habit-forming... I wouldn't mind betting that if JD had done this, he'd have gone for a slightly different meaning ;)
Johnny D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Why Brother Phil, whatever could you mean? ;-) Tim, I was raised Catholic almost completely post-Vatican-2 and I always attended only secular public and private schools - - - so I'm happy to say I evaded the whack of Sister Bertha's legendary ruler! Great job, 5's.
Ingeborg S. Nordén - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Grandpa's Catholic-school horror stories returned to life...say 5 Hail Marys, 5 Our Fathers and 5 Glorias!
John Barry - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Superior parody.
alvin rhodes - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
a parody of the highest order
Guy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This is nun too funny.
Tim Hall - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Fabulous!
Stuart McArthur - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
how many nuns does it take to change a lightglobe?...nun...555 Tim
Tim Mayfield - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Maybe I could do a sequel called "penguin platter"
Righty - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Captions seen in an "Outland" strip on the subject: "Ruler." "Exposed knuckles." "Angry nun." Opus: "What? What? Something about to happen?" Penguin platter indeed!
Peregrin - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Tim's Nun parody rulers!
Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nun better than this parody!

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