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Song Parodies -> "Aladdin's A Pain"

Original Song Title:

"Never Been To Spain"

Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Aladdin's A Pain"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

That Aladdin's such a pain
And I think everybody knows it
Well the sultan should detain him
Put him in a cell and close it
I don't suppose it
Matters much who shows it
I just oppose it

That Aladdin's just a thief man
And in my book that's a zero
He got trapped inside a cave-in
Say he made it out a hero
I can't buy it
Oh when they lie, it
Seems so wrong
Oh, seems so wrong

That Aladdin's such a faker
All his life he's been a taker
And he wants to take the princess
With the power Genie possessed
But evil Jafar is going too far
Which one is badder?
Which makes me madder?

Think Aladdin should be hanged
Or fed to some alligators
You can call me "low-life hater"
It's a name I can get used to
Not that I would choose to
A thief with voodoo
You seem confused too

Now he's flying on a carpet
Got a genie in a bottle
Now he's stealing someone's treasure
Statue's eyes are burning embers
I think he ought to, somehow get caught too
Thrown in the slammer
Teach him good grammar

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Mari D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I never liked that song. Thanks for putting more interesting words in my head!
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but you're on to something here Tim, many old fairytales have a far toooo romantic corona surrounding them, take for example Hansel and Gretel and the witch, she's really kind of a misunderstood female home protection pioneer, a woman who by her self builds her dream house and then these darn kids comes there and starts to eat it! Hmm.. there's a parody idea in that, I'll just have to find the right song. :-)
Tim Mayfield - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Mari and Know1. It was funny to think that we idolize George Washington for his honesty, and then we idolize Aladdin for his dishonesty. I am soooo confused.
alvin rhodes - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
can't give ya three wishes, but i'll give ya three fives
Tim Mayfield - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin. Should follow up this one with "smoke in a bottle" or something....
Lee Rasiel - January 13, 2005 - Report this comment
It's okay everybody has their own opinions I like Aladdin because I love the music of Alan Menken
john ulvang - August 06, 2005 - Report this comment
way to expose the REAL jerk alladin is!

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