That Aladdin's such a pain
And I think everybody knows it
Well the sultan should detain him
Put him in a cell and close it
I don't suppose it
Matters much who shows it
I just oppose it

That Aladdin's just a thief man
And in my book that's a zero
He got trapped inside a cave-in
Say he made it out a hero
I can't buy it
Oh when they lie, it
Seems so wrong
Oh, seems so wrong

That Aladdin's such a faker
All his life he's been a taker
And he wants to take the princess
With the power Genie possessed
But evil Jafar is going too far
Which one is badder?
Which makes me madder?

Think Aladdin should be hanged
Or fed to some alligators
You can call me "low-life hater"
It's a name I can get used to
Not that I would choose to
A thief with voodoo
You seem confused too

Now he's flying on a carpet
Got a genie in a bottle
Now he's stealing someone's treasure
Statue's eyes are burning embers
I think he ought to, somehow get caught too
Thrown in the slammer
Teach him good grammar