Song Parodies -> Sedentary Man

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

  
Parody Song Title:

"Sedentary Man"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

My t.v. was mine
'Til the time
That I found Herb
With his gin
And a grin .

Remote it belonged
Did me wrong
Was mine I thought
Me and you
Butt's fat wide too

Groan goes my 'lil
Bum with which I sit me
The girth will stay
And won't leave, stays behind me
He sits on his can
He's a sedentary man
Sedentary man

I'll sit upon here
So I look like a small herd
I'd have wings
But there's things.

I know he is one
Having fun though he saw you
He was wronged
Weak but wronged.

Don't know that he's ill
But until I can agree
Guess the man'll stay
He can't play games behind me
He is what he yam
A sedentary man
Sedentary man.

Don't know that he's ill
But until I can agree
Guess the man'll stay
He can't play games behind me.
He is what he yam
A sedentary man
Sedentary man
Sedentary man
Sedentary man.

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Pacing: 5.0
 
How Funny: 4.5
 
Overall Rating: 5.0
 

Total Votes: 2
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Adagio - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, whoever, for bringing this score up. Somebody had to go and vote 2's all the way across again. \o/
Diva - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Don't stress Pat, I liked it very much,and sometimes if ones guy likes something; I've noticed he gives out straight 2's or 3's instead. I think Guy is right about one of his comments he'd made on Melhi's Parody : One's guy is a Mime!
Adagio - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Yea...you think it's the same person being especially generous? lol
Diva - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL.... Truthfully, I don't know what to think... but it sounded like a good explaination at the time.
Rick D - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave you 5's. I know this site has Diamond fans. But when I hear him sing a Joni Mitchell song, it reminds me of a bear doing bird calls.
Adagio - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Happy 4th of July, Everyone!!

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