Song Parodies ->Authors -> Adagio
Hi all. My name is Patricia B. Carrasco, otherwise known as Adagio for copyright purposes.
My husband and I live in Knoxville, Tennessee. I used to belong to the church choir for a number of years, where I sang alto. I discovered this site through a friend in May of 2003, and it is a learning experience that I would not trade.
I only started writing parodies when I came to Amiright. When I became more experienced at this type of writing, it became much more fun. I get more joy at actually writing the parodies, and then to see what kind of comments have been left, besides "I don't get it." j/k (I do write some for laughs)
Thank you, Chucky for making and maintaining this site, which gives so many people so much joy.
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Slang | Somewhere, My Love | Maurice Jarre | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Paranoia? | Flora's Secret | Enya | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.0 | 111 | |
| Computer Illiteracy | How Much Is That Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Prostitutes in Training | Another Brick In The Wall pt. 2 | Pink Floyd | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 69 | |
| Bang | Rock Around The Clock | Bill Haley and His Comets | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| I Can See Clearly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Jimmy Cliff | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 103 | |
| Fiddler of Words | If I Were A Rich Man | Jerry Bock | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Whisper | On Broadway | George Benson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Toilet Seats | Put a Lid on it | Squirrel Nut Zippers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| The Thinker | You Talk Too Much | Joe Jones | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 91 | |
| Rude People | Aquarius/Let The Sun Shine In | 5th Dimension | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 361 | |
| Tan On My ..er..Back | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Ice Cream's on His Mind | Always On My Mind | Willie Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Hello Fridge | Bye Bye Love | Everly Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 91 | |
| You Can Always Make Me Whine | Always On My Mind | Willie Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| My Big Family Eating Out, Part II | Sitting on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Sitting In A Diner All Day | Sitting on the Dock of the Bay | Otis Redding | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 300 | |
| A 'Cleaned' Up Song | You Talk Too Much | Joe Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| It's a Weird World | It's a Small World | Disney Theme | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 95 | |
| People Watchin' | Monday, Monday | Mamas and Papas | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| Mild Thang | Wild Thing | Fancy | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| The Swirl From the Whipped Cream | The Girl Fom Ipanema | Stan Getz and Astrud Gilberto | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Round Booger | Brown Sugar | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 65 | |
| Frayed Nerves | Mr. Custer | Larry Verne | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 117 | |
| Fried Dirt | Silence is Golden | Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| We Are Family | We Are Family | Sister Sledge | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 92 | |
| I Am A Pan Of Off-Slant Bread Dough | I Am A Man Of Constant Sorrow | Norman Blake | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 80 | |
| Screech Woman | Witchy Woman | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Dumpling | Wild Thing | Troggs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| Avocado | Desperado | Eagles | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 115 | |
| Mufreesboro | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Like, I Am A Cellphone | If I Were A Rich Man | Zero Mostel | 4.6 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 70 | |
| 'Fraid I See Weirdly Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| The Andalusite | The Israelites | Desmond Dekker and The Aces | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 66 | |
| Crony Shuffle | Harlem Shuffle | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| No Coffee Grounds | Don't Bring Me Down | Electric Light Orchestra | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 111 | |
| Sedentary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Don't Have A Conniption! | Walk Like An Egyptian | Bangles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 91 | |
| Blue Brunette | Blue Vevet | Bobby Vinton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Dance In The Street | We Got The Beat | GoGos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Mocked, Then They Ran | Walk Like A Man | The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Pact with the Pieman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Cheese Macaroni | For Your Eyes Only (James Bond movie) | Sheena Easton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Mangy | Angie | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 95 | |
| What Am I Forgetting? | On Top Of Spaghetti | Tom Glazer | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 81 | |
| You're A Mess!! | S.O.S. | Abba | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 92 | |
| Klutzy | Spooky | The Classics IV | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| I Feel The Quicksand | I Feel The Earth Move | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Most Contrary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| King's Almost Here | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Fall Down (Accident Prone) | Downtown | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Ground Round | Downtown | Petula Clark | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Someday Afternoon | Tuesday Afternoon | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| It's Poop For Us!! | Aquarius | 5th Dimension | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 78 | |
| Mom's Tired Of | Bye Bye Love | Everly Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Bad Snowman | Come Together | Beatles | 4.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 78 | |
| We're Quite Sick Of | Somewhere My Love (Lara's Theme) | Maurice Jarre | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Ma in Tennessee | Mama Told Me (Not To Come) | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Boy, He is Hurled | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Reality Dream | Gemini Dream | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Rich and Sweet, Man | Witchy Woman | Eagles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 73 | |
| Soprano | Witchy Woman | Eagles | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 75 | |
| Ahhh, Je t'adore (Shut the door?) | Conquistador | Procul Harum | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 222 | |
| Fright On The Stage | People Are Strange | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Fifty Themes You Can Uncover | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| It's About Them | It's A Small World | Disney Classic | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| The Smoker | The Joker | Steve Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| X-Filian Secrecy | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Grew Confining, Old Master | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | BeeGee's | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 72 | |
| Theef | Mama Told Me (Not to Come) | Three Dog Night | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 94 | |
| Green Men Will Grab Ya | Abracadabra | Steve Miller | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 119 | |
| Glasses Have Broken | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 75 | |
| Genius | Venus | Shocking Blue | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Mop in Hand | Sharp Dressed Man | Z.Z. Top | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 76 | |
| Here I Sit | Rocky Top | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Thinkin' is Trash | Jumpin' Jack Flash | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| Enos/Anus | Venus | Shocking Blue | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Let Me Guess | S.O.S. | Abba | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 95 | |
| Black Labrador | Conquistador | Procul Harum | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 79 | |
| Website Disaster | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | BeeGees | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| The Voice of Violence | The Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 65 | |
| Air Trip Woes | The Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 97 | |
| Slimy Drain Traps | Pretty Paper | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| My Nerves Are Shattered | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Francis! | Spooky | The Classics IV | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Don't Step on my Wings | People Are Strange | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Smell | Hell | Squirrel Nut Zippers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Mr. Yo-yo | Mr. Sandman | The Chordettes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Lunatic Wings | Lunatic Fringe | Red Rider | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.2 | 217 | |
| The Parody Chant | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| I'm Just A Slinger Of Hash Browns At This Stand | I'm Just A Singer In A Rock and Roll Band | Moody Blues | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 106 | |
| Dance This Way | Walk This Way | Aerosmith | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 132 | |
| Sittin' on Your Wits | Puttin' On The Ritz | Taco | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 417 | |
| Protective Smile | Reflective Smile | Moody Blues | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| The Other Side Of Strife | The Other Side Of Life | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.9 | 68 | |
| Sewn Together | Come Together | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 60 | |
| Booking Roach Motel's No Chore | Looking Out My Backdoor | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 69 | |
| The Corridor | Conquistador | Procul Harum | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 95 | |
| Torn Between Two Druthers | Torn Between Two Lovers | Mary MacGregor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Blue Jewels | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Just The Way I Am | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 55 | |
| Fire | Fire | Pointer Sisters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Sinusitis | Poison Ivy | The Coasters | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 67 | |
| No, I Ain't Off My Rocker! | Veteran Cosmic Rocker | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 155 | |
| Stout Mary | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 107 | |
| Fleas On My Pillow | Tears On My Pillow | Little Anthony and the Imperials | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Say, What Lives There? | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 68 | |
| Waahs Might Win | Walk Right In | Dr. Hook | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 82 | |
| Much Better | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Ugly | Angie | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 83 | |
| I've Tempted My Fates, By Damn | I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 64 | |
| New Thoughts Trying To Master 2004 | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | BeeGees | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 75 | |
| My Leisure | The Letter | The Box Tops | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 67 | |
| Get Out'N My Crowd | Get Off My Cloud | The Rolling Stones | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 62 | |
| That Louse With No Brain | A Horse With No Name | America | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 60 | |
| Why Be Upset? | Sunrise, Sunset | Fiddler On The Roof Cast | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 113 | |
| Mouse With The Rising Bum | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 73 | |
| Heights of Flight That's When/Late Delusion | Nights In White Satin/Late Lament | The Moody Blues | 4.7 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 190 | |
| Itty Bitty Foos | Three Little Fishies (Itty Bitty Poo) | Kay Kyser | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 93 | |
| I Am On The Go/I Cain't Get No Wireless | Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody | David Lee Roth | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 138 | |
| I Am On The Go/I Cain't Get No Wireless | Just A Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody | David Lee Roth | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Lack Of Sight | Black and White | Three Dog Night | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 63 | |
| While I So Far Onward Creep | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 66 | |
| Sway | Suede | Tori Amos | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 252 | |
| Procrastination | Fascination | Jane Morgan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| The Ballad of Teeny Sore Butt | The Ballad of Davy Crockett | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 157 | |
| The Fees Of The Means | Witch Queen Of New Orleans | Redbone | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 109 | |
| They're Always A-Bitchin' | Walk Like An Egyptian | Bangles | 4.5 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 77 | |
| It's A Jungle In There | It's a Jungle Out There (Theme From 'Monk') | Randy Newman | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 935 | |
| Paste It Back | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 99 | |
| The Mocker | The Boxer | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 69 | |
| Rollercoaster Land | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 80 | |
| Busyness | Short People | Randy Newman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Itchy Word Man | Witchy Woman | Eagles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 79 | |
| Undercover | Come Together | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 111 | |
| But We're Bizarre, We Just 'Bleep' | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 66 | |
| The Wuss | Venus | Shocking Blue | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 72 | |
| That's Scenery of Late, That Am | I'm Henry the 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 152 | |
| Shame Of Fools | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Take These Chains | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 50 | |
| Tainted Lacks | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Off-pitch Women | Witchy Woman | Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| Klutzy | Spooky | The Classics IV | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 77 | |
| The Wound of Silence | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 60 | |
| Evil 'Puter | Come Together | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 115 | |
| My Horse, It Is Lame | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 59 | |
| Conquistador | Conquistador | Procul Harum | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 319 | |
| Bane of Fools | Chain Of Fools | Aretha Franklin | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 83 | |
| My Teeth Are Fallin' Out'n My Head | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Did You Ever Say You Had A Good Time? | Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind? | The Lovin' Spoonful | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 71 | |
| The Yours/Mine Sting Disaster 2005 | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | BeeGees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Glowin' In Your Hand | Blowin' In The Wind | Bob Dylan | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 65 | |
| Break Your Feet | Baker Street | Gerry Rafferty | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 93 | |
| Understandable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| I'm Wiping The Plate, I Am | I'm Henry the 8th, I am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| The Corridor (Revisited) | Conquistador | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| Tempus | Venus | Shocking Blue | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Clarity | Confusion | Alice In Chains | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| There's Some Fungus In There (Fridge Song) | It's a Jungle Out There | Randy Newman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Darn!/ Eight A.M. And Too Late! | Time/Great Gig in the Sky | Pink Floyd | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 91 | |
| Oh, The Yearning Word Play | On The Turning Away | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Main Damage | Brain Damage | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Biting Song | All Night Long | Lionel Ritchie | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 88 | |
| Kindling | Venus | Shocking Blue | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Veering None Too Soon | Tuesday Afternoon | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Polygraph | Epitaph | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Pit's A-Snarlin' | Little Darlin' | The Diamonds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Doubting My Soul | Down in a Hole | Alice in Chains | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.7 | 143 | |
| That's The Price | Edelweiss | Rodgers & Hammerstein | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Hide Well Thrice | Edelweiss | Rodgers and Hammerstein | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Fade | Suede | Tori Amos | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 98 | |
| Wrecking Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| I'm All That I Ate, I Am | I'm Henry the 8th, I am | Herman's Hermits | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 303 | |
| That's the Path | Epitaph | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| No More, Yo-Yo | Mr. Sandman | Chordettes | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 118 | |
| Spooky Kid's Games | Flora's Secret | Enya | 4.2 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 95 | |
| Blue Car Tale | Blue Velvet | Bobby Vinton | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Mah Quiet (My Quiet) | Elvira | Oak Ridge Boys | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 88 | |
| Did You Sever, Hack Right Down To The Rind? | Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind? | Lovin' Spoonful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| That's My Kind Of Ritz | Puttin' On The Ritz | Taco | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 99 | |
| Those People | Short People | Randy Newman | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 82 | |
| That Uncertain Feeling | Some Enchanted Evening | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Going Nowhere | Going Nowhere | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Lump Together | Come Together | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Holograph | Epitaph | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| The Bite of a Viper's Fangs | The Court Of The Crimson King | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 197 | |
| Rov, You Must Be Cured | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 60 | |
| All in Time | Only Time | Enya | 4.5 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Everybody Must Lay Prone | Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 (Everybody Must Get Stone | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| That Uncertain Feeling | Some Enchanted Evening | Frank Sinatra | 4.8 | 4.0 | 4.4 | 71 | |
| My Headache Pills | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Never Heard Through The Grapevine | I Heard It Through The Grapevine | Marvin Gaye | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 67 | |
| He's Hairy Old Ape, He Am | I'm Henry the 8th, I am | Hermans Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| My Sound of Silence | Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Comfortably Numb | Comfortably Numb | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Snakes Stop A-Falling On My Head! | Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head | B.J. Thomas | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 70 | |
| Bus! | Tusk! | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| I'm Slovenly, Disgrace I Am | I'm Henry the 8th, I am | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Sometimes When You Mulch | Sometimes When We Touch | Dan Hill | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Maestro, Wait!! | Sister Kate | Ditty Bops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| The First Time Ever I Heard This Farce | The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face | Roberta Flack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Like Those Twits | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Tepid Facts (Chicken) | Epitaph | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Why'd You Let That Cat In? / Last Comment | Nights in White Satin/ Late Lament | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Temper Verbal | Tempus Vernum | Enya | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 112 | |
| Ain't No Fools | Chain of Fools | Aretha Franklin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Nights In White Satin/Late Lament | Nights In White Satin/Late Lament | The Moody Blues | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 293 | |
| I Am Turning Away | On The Turning Away | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Barograph | Epitaph | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Idle Times | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 76 | |
| Rules I'm Forgetting/ Oops Lament | Nights In White Satin/Late Lament | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| That One's B.S.-in', Dear | Sure As I'm Sittin' Here | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| They Said They Understood | There Goes The Neighborhood | Sheryl Crow | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 80 | |
| Think | Pink | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Sights From the Boxed In/Late Intent | Nights In White Satin/Late Lament | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 90 | |
| I Knew Someday I Would | There Goes the Neighborhood | Sheryl Crow | 4.9 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| Cliched, Torn and Strewn | Tuesday Afternoon | Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Piece of Leather | Come Together | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Gossip Alley Dearly Pays | Harper Valley PTA | Jeannie C. Riley | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 101 | |
| Penury Or Faith, By Damn | I'm Henry The 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 118 | |
| Seculsion | Epitaph | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 94 | |
| Flora's Secret | Flora's Secret | Enya | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Certain | Cerdes | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 |
