-> "Off-pitch Women"
Original Song Title:
"Witchy Woman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Off-pitch Women"
The Lyrics
We've no flair for singing scripts,
Sparks die on our bunched up lips
Our lead voices sound like fright
We've an excess spirit in a messy plight.
OO-hoo off-pitch women
We sure take the prize
OO-hoo off-pitch women
We've got no tune, my oh my!
She brought her hounds, gave them a fright
They glanced at us with ired spite.
Crazy singing in our little room
It drove those hounds to howling and they needed no moon.
OO-hoo off-pitch women
We sure take the prize
OO-hoo off-pitch women
We can't sing, we're unwise.
La, la, la (YOWL!)
La, la (YOWL!)
La, la, la, la, la, la.
La, la, la (aaa-OOOOOOOH)
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (ARR-OOOOWWWLL!!!)
I know we are to die for
Let me tell another
We quit *bleepin'* and instead just read
Cuz there's a roofer goin' 'round, wanting for to pound.
He thinks rocks are thrown at his climb so he waits in dread.
OO-hoo off-pitch women
We sure take the prize
OO-hoo off-pitch women
We've got no tune, my oh my!
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