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Song Parodies -> "I Feel The Quicksand"

Original Song Title:

"I Feel The Earth Move"

Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:

"I Feel The Quicksand"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I feel the quicksand under my feet
I squeal as soon as I feel the cold, pulling me down.
I feel my insides start a-rumbling,
Endeavored to reach ground.

Ooh, maybe,when I see my fate,
Bellow as loud as I may.
Farting, force it does emit,
This plan I thought up this way.

I built gas just like I had a Fleet,
I feel my gut start bloating up, bloating on down.
I clinch my farts, I'm trembling,
Never do let them down.

Oh, quicksand, getting near me,
Hiding my gender, gut must tame,
Until in my midsection,
Sand comes so I just take aim.
I've just got to do this 'zactly.

I feel my girth move above my feet,
I feel flatulence grow, my seeping is down.
I feel the earth move under my feet,
As I just push farts way on down.
I just lose control,
And force a mighty blow.
I smell a lot, don't mind the odor,
Because the ground moves under my feet,
Propelled by gas, now I won't drown,
Now I won't drown, now I won't drown....

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Johnny D - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Adagio, you wonderful KOOK! ;-) This is too goofy!! 5's
Diva - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Pat, I especially liked the last verse "now I won't drown" , Very creative. =)
Adagio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny and Diva :D
Adagio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny...goofy and kook were what I was aiming for...that's me :D
Claude Prez - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job, and I found the ads quite helpful.
Adagio - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy - November 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Very interesting way to get out of a quicksand pit. Really quirky parody. Nice job.
Jan Unwin - April 05, 2004 - Report this comment
How did I miss this? This is hilarious.
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, Good job! I was just checking out parodies using this Carole King song and saw this one. 5's
Adagio - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very Belated thanks to Jan and Guy.

Paul, thanks for stopping in!
Meriadoc - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha ha! This ought to be entitled: "Aoids Nighmare"! ;-D Good job!
Adagio - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, I never thought of it that watch him rush over here...' must block gas, poo, yadda, yadda yadda...'. In this case, it will only help. :D Thanks Merry!!
Rick D - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought all that would do is give you that warm hot tub feeling on the way down. See, I'm glad when I have these things pointed out to me. Some people get ticked when I put links to similar ideas on their "brand new never been thought of" parodies. One thing you learn as a songwriter. Most of it has been done, it's just your turn. Seriously, this was very weird and funny. So much for the thoughtful serious "you" I've been remarking on.
Adagio - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for looking, Rick...I was hoping that you wouldn't take it as a 'plug' for my parody, and you didn't. :) Just a way out of your mess. Seems as if my weird parodies take turns with my serious parodies. ;)

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