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Song Parodies -> "I'm Wiping The Plate, I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the 8th, I am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Wiping The Plate, I Am"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

I'm wiping the plate, I am
Wiping the plate I am, I am
There was crud that was built up from before
It had layered seven grimes or more.
And every one was so darn hairily (so hairy).
I had to use some Brillo, ruined my hands (no hands?)
Won't have eight old grimes, that's too hairy
Hairy the eighth, no ma'am.

Second time cleaner this time

I'm wiping the plate, I am
Wiping the plate I am, I am
Plate is marred from cleaning done afore,
I must fix it seven times or more.
On every one used oil so lemony (lemony)
I wouldn't have that silly, silly soap (no ma'am)
In the eighth new lave, it's shinily.
Shinily the eighth, a gem.


------ Lead Guitar ------

I finished wiping the plate, by damn
Wiped the plate now it's a gem
There was crud that was built up from before
It had layered seven grimes or more.
On every one used oil so lemony (lemony)
I wouldn't have that silly, silly soap (no ma'am)
In the eighth new lave, it's shinily.
Shinily the eighth, a gem.

H-A-I-R-Y
Hairy (Hairy)
Hairy (Hairy)
Shinily the plate again, again
Shinily the plate again

Yeah!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
"Hairy plates" ?? EWWW !!!! ;-)
Adagio - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny...seeing if you're paying attention. : D
Steve K. - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I started to picture an umpire dusting off home plate. I guess it's still baseball season.
carol - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Put out that newly cleaned plate for the three 5's I'm placing there.
Red Ant - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny parody Adagio. 5s, thanks for reminding me the merits of paper plates. ;-)
Adagio - October 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Steve K., carol and Red Ant. : )

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