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Song Parodies -> "Ahhh, Je t'adore (Shut the door?)"

Original Song Title:

"Conquistador"

Original Performer:

Procul Harum

Parody Song Title:

"Ahhh, Je t'adore (Shut the door?)"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

This is a parody about Fran Fine in the series "The Nanny". http://home.frognet.net/~ritchie/season318.htm#324 It's the 3.24 episode entitled "Green Card" Niles...butler CC Babcock...partner..Niles convinced the Frenchman that she was referred to as CaCa
Ahh,je t'adore, she understands
The need of a nanny.
She's not fit to be a hausfrau,
Dress is audacity.
I see the way that you have dressed
Caused quite a jealous scene
And quite a big embrace,
Oh, of the Fine which he has seen.

Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.

Ahh,je t'adore, now that she gets
Tutor her fate is sealed.
Kid needs his French grades up, and how.
French brand has taken seed.
She's now a jewel-encrusted maid.
She has not been wed still
This has caused such a big embrace
Although her voice is shrill.

Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.

Ahh,je t'adore, now she did chime
Off to the door she trekked
Ahh,je t'adore phrase, she now knew
It's so easy to get,
Means to shut the door, that is all,
Hope he didn't mean, he'll recall
And though you came with hopes held high
You did not conquer, some ally.

Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.
Ni-yils sees that CaCa is so maligned
But then, both are so much unkind.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 14

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Adagio - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
To hear the music...copy/paste
http://www.team-ict.com/midi/21/21.shtml
Scroll down to "Conquistador_pharum" and play. A good midi!

Thanks Guy for helping me with the french in the title! :D
Guy - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't really watch that show but the scene with what Fran thought was him asking to shut the door must have been a riot. Well done, Pat. 5s.
Johnny D - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
All right !! A fellow Procol Harum fan arises and is counted! And I count 555 here - well done, Pat !
Adagio - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy and Johnny!!
Adagio - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Is the site clear now?
ChuckyG - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio: you mean this one? yes. One of my logfiles was not getting pruned automatically and it filled up the server. All is better now.
Adagio - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I see...thanks :)
Jack Wilson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Je t'adore , Shut the door? Hmm sounds like a Sprint commerical LOL jk anyways good job!
Paul Robinson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - Nice job. Saw a few moments of a "Nanny" rerun while my Host was channel-surfing the other night. Didn't really how long ago that was. 5-5-5. Loved this Procul Harum song.
Adagio - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack and Paul....glad you all gave a read. :)
Adagio - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everybody...better response for an old Procul Harum song than I was expecting. :D
Meriadoc - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
I wonder how many P.H. songs Johnny knows? I can only think of three! Anyway, interesting parody Adagio, altho' I am not familiar with the show...
Adagio - April 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mer!
Peregrin - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, despite my INTENSE dislike of all things Fran, this was Fine!
Adagio - April 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Peregrin...:D
wdh - April 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I had a bit of trouble understanding it, despite the numerous reference links. I can tell you this much: The pacing was great! However, having never really seen the Nanny, I feel it'd be wrong for me to input on humor....
Guy - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I love Procul Harem - great choice for the ABC competition.
John Jenkins - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever title, and very good parody.
martha - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I dont know the show ... but very intriguing lyric!
neminem - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ditto what wdh said.
2nz - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I know the nanny characters, because some of my relatives watch it. Pacing is excellent. 'Jewel-encrusted maid' was my favorite sub. Humor is at least a 4, but I can't give it a 5 because you didn't rip on the voice, the squeaking, Fran laugh that finds me in my nightmares... doh, but I'm biased because I don't get most of the 'Nanny' jokes in it. Ok, 4.5 on funny. All I've got to do now is round up :c)
Adagio - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a lot, 2nz! I did mention her shrill voice in the second verse, but I know what you mean...can't think of a screachy enough term for her voice. Try tuning her out and watch the mean intereaction between Niles and CeCe. They're funny!
Spaff.com - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, shoot. The only Procol Harum song I know is A Whiter Shade of Pale, and I've never watched The Nanny, so I'm afraid I'm no good to you here. So, Patagio, how 'bout I just drop in and say HOWDY!
Paul Robinson - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio, as I noted back of Jan. 26th, this was a great job!
Claude Prez - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
HOWDY
Your Worst Nightmare - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DTKOS, but I have watched that episode. It was pretty funny.
Bob - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DTKOS? Did you mean DKTOS? Because your acronym would stand for "Don't the know original song."
Your Worst Nightmare - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, you're right, sorry about that. I get pretty uptight when people call me YWM instead of YWN so I deeply apologize for this horrible mistake.
Bob - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Apology accepted, I forgive ya.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Ok, and I'll make sure to never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever do it again.
Diva - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Fabulious ! Simply great!
Adagio - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Diva, YWN, and everyone! :D
Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, though I hate the show and the original song.
Adagio - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Rick....you hate the original song??!!
Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Well I exaggerate. Never like Procul Harem. Probably never gave it a chance. I have odd tastes.
Melhi - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM -- Sounds like a funny episode!
Adagio - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi...it was a funny episode!
Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still wonderful!
Adagio - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny.
Mari D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I like Procol Harem and thought that this one fit the original well. But I've never watched "The Nanny" and didn't get the references. Oh well...
Adagio - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Mari!
Agrimorfee - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
JANSOTM Good stuff Maynard 544.
Adagio - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee, but my name is not Maynard (do we even have one here?), it's Patricia or Pat.
Spaff.com - August 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm still as clueless as I was in April. Arguably even more so. But kudos for being the only Amirighter to ever use the great word "hausfrau" in a parody. (I'm serious. I searched.)
Adagio - August 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Spaff...I am the only one to use hausfrau? Thanks for looking again. :)
Claude Prez - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun to read along with that cool midi.
Meriadoc - August 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above.
Peregrin - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio! I'm thinking ones for even putting Fran Fine into my mind! You made up for it with a fine (pun wasn't even thought of, less intended, till I wrote that) parody, to a great song.
Adagio - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude and Merry.!

Peregrin....*whew*....good thing that I happened to luck out with the song, etc.
2nz - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Still enjoyable for the wordplay. I tried, but I just can't get into that show. I missed 'hausfrau's cameo first time around. Glad I came back.
Jeff Reuben - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
sotm--not bad, I've actually seen the tv show a few times
Adagio - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff and 2nz.

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