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Song Parodies -> "They're Always A-Bitchin'"

Original Song Title:

"Walk Like An Egyptian"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bangles

Parody Song Title:

"They're Always A-Bitchin'"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

Fall from the fainting from the fumes
I take a command "Don't fall mo'"
I may prove too sick (I sway oh)
I'm falling down like a domino.

They are bizarre then all the while
Even their molars they do whet
Old crocodiles (no, no, no)
They wrap their teeth even on your sweat.

M'ronic gripes with their crooked snipes say
Oh, no, bray, woe, bray, oh, oh, oh
They're Always A-Bitchin'

They've conned, desecrate, and don't praise
Try to confound and they cross me more.
Try to get my mood (no, way, no)
You drop your think, they try to bring war.

Haul that status quo, sick of looks
You light the punk, so mentally banned
Then no does the strings (oh, yay, oh)
They're squawking and they're a-bitchin'

All the kin in big disgrace say
Ay, no, way, no, ay, no, way, no.
They're Always A-Bitchin'

-whistling innocently-

Chai poured tea is my treat don't want flak
Lift my arm then I put it back
Life's hard you know (don't think so)
So put a rose on an acrobat.

If I need to find all my props
They're hanging in the hut where I flop
They bring a chance (yea, think so)
And when you flub they knock, knock, knock.

All the expertise they know them
The hearty boys called the gremlin
But I said, "Hey whoa" (whoa, hey, whoa)
They walk in line while a-bitchin'

All my props in the hut I flop say
Hey, oh, hey, oh, I, no, where, go
They're Always A-Bitchin'
They're Always A-Bitchin'

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 10

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Adagio - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS? A midi for this is http://user.itl.net/midi/
Ethan - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
The pacing's good but i CUTSP (can't understand the song parody)
Royce Miller - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
well I don't exactly know what it's about either, but I know some people are always bitching, I suppose we can all relate to that!
Agrimorfee - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
A little too bizarre, even for me.
Guy - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is really bitchin'.

Old crocodiles (no, no, no)
They wrap their teeth even on your sweat.

Been there,done that and got the T-shirt.
Adagio - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Ethan, Royce (thanks! ), Agri (bizarre?), and Guy ...I think you picked out the main lines. :D
Michael Pacholek - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, what is this about, Steve Irwin?
Adagio - February 22, 2005 - Report this comment
It's about people that bitch, Michael.
Jeff Reuben - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I enjoyed it. I had to read it a few times, but enjoyed it =)
Adagio - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff.
Paul Robinson - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You know, Pat, some people would complain even if you hung them with a new rope...5's...
Adagio - February 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep...appears so, Paul. Thanks :D

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