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Song Parodies -> "Lack Of Sight"

Original Song Title:

"Black and White"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:

"Lack Of Sight"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

I think I lack
That real good sight
Know whether I now can read and write.
Mild is my lack
But wild the sight
Those glasses swirled gave me a fright
A colorful sight.

Now though mild specs get out of hand
And this is the flaw of all those brands
All those brands.

I whirled and splat!
Now what a sight,
Tum churns by day and also night.
It's riled and bleck!
Make mild with Sprite.
Knew whether I need to see the light
To see the light.

But now at last I plainly see
I do my dance of property (property).
New specs I lacked
But now they're right.
Don't spin by day nor even night.
Mild is my lack,
But still need sight.
Unfurled, eyes look upon the sight
The beautiful sight.

I whirled and splat!
Now what a sight,
Tum churned by day and also night.
'Twas riled and bleck!
Made mild with Sprite.
Knew whether I need to see the light
I saw those sights.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 9

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Adagio - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I got the wrong title..it's supposed to be "The Ink Is Black".
Adagio - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Chucky, could you change the title or should I just resubmit it?
Stuart McArthur - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio - and some things I just don't want to see - like myself in the mornings :-) 555
Paul Robinson - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio - Just 'speculation', but I suspect you will need to re-submit - but I'll give you "5's" here anyway...if I can see my way clear to it...
Adagio - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stu and Paul! Stu...take a chance. :)
alvin rhodes - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm so glad i pulled out my reading glasses and read this one...5s
Adagio - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin :)
Rick D - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Sometimes I take off my glasses and say to Mari "Why, you're a vision of loveliness today!" She gives me the appropriate response.
Adagio - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Lol, Rick!
Mari D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Psychedelic!
Adagio - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mari!
Johnny D - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I can see my way to voting fives for this.
Adagio - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny.
Tim Hall - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job! Reminds me of old Mr. Magoo cartoons!
Adagio - January 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim! (I looked the song up again and this is the right title. *sigh* It's been some month so far. )

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