Black Labrador your drooling lands
Amidst the company.
And like some wagging, crusty sow
You reek with pungency.
I see your blackened furry breast
"Has long since lost it's sheen"
But in your happy face,
Care not that shine cannot be seen.

And though I know your stink you don't mind,
A dog show my fate is resigned.

Black Labrador your posture fits
Upon these open fields.
And in your dusty boneyard now,
There stand you with your feed.
And though you're cool and trusting played,
Trust not been broken still.
You are unwashed you do not pace,
The chase is all your thrill.

And though I know your stink you don't mind,
A dog show my fate is resigned.
And though I know your stink you don't mind,
A dog show my fate is resigned.

Black Labrador you're in your prime,
I must say you're select.
And though I came a-funnin' you,
My sleeve now is all wet,
Because the drool began to fall,
And let me say doh! , had a ball.
And though you came with tail held high
You are too eager, see the eyes.

And though I know your stink you don't mind,
A dog show my fate is resigned.
And though I know your stink you don't mind,
A dog show my fate is resigned.