The odd thing in this fountain shop
Was woman without shimmery mane
'Cause somewhat of a shortcut 'twas
Ended with hair a-flame.

She lost it, uh-huh, well she lost it.
She's a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.
She's a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.

-Instrumental-

She wept for her crispy hair, sighed.
She passed it off with a mop.
Black her hair color, it was.
Got what no one else had...

A blonde wig, uh-huh, well she's got wig.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for hair attire.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for blonde attire.

She lost it, uh-huh, well she lost it.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for hair attire.
Was a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.