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Song Parodies -> "Kindling"

Original Song Title:

"Venus"

Original Performer:

Shocking Blue

Parody Song Title:

"Kindling"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

The odd thing in this fountain shop
Was woman without shimmery mane
'Cause somewhat of a shortcut 'twas
Ended with hair a-flame.

She lost it, uh-huh, well she lost it.
She's a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.
She's a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.

-Instrumental-

She wept for her crispy hair, sighed.
She passed it off with a mop.
Black her hair color, it was.
Got what no one else had...

A blonde wig, uh-huh, well she's got wig.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for hair attire.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for blonde attire.

She lost it, uh-huh, well she lost it.
She's "some" genius, used the fire for hair attire.
Was a minus, hair caught fire under dryer.


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alvin rhodes - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
is this what you call a torch song ?...5s
Red Ant - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Good stuff Pat, guess she's a "Shocking Blonde" now.
Adagio - December 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Heehee! Thanks alvin and Jack.
Lucidlupin LeeBee - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Flaming Barnet of 5s ;)
Adagio - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks LLLB!
Johnny D - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, Adagio, your BRAIN'S "on fire" with brilliant parody ideas! 555 ;-)
Adagio - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny!!

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