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Song Parodies -> "That Louse With No Brain"

Original Song Title:

"A Horse With No Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

America

Parody Song Title:

"That Louse With No Brain"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

The Lyrics

On a wheeled cart called a gurney
He was lookin' at his free wife
Saw ants 'stead of shirts and socks I think.
They had planned with pills and slings,
And first thing he met was a high and a buzz
Could not fly for the crowds.
His health was nought and with sound asked why
But there's ne're a fool around.

Oh, his mind is inert is that louse with no brain.
It felt good for me out of those reins.
He's not alert; he can't remember his name.
'Cause I ain't there for to give you acclaim.
La la la...
La la la...

After two days without inert bum.
My grin it became widespread.
After three days; began to have fun.
I was lookin' for my skin to shed.
With a lorry I found that sliver of road.
Made me sad that it had been dead.

Oh, his mind is inert is that louse with no brain.
It felt good for me out of those reins.
He's not alert; he can't remember his name.
'Cause I ain't there for to give you acclaim.
La la la...
La la la...

After this phase may be a course with glee
If I assert 'nuff to be free.
I find chants and words and frocks and things.
I find bands and hills; life brings
That notion's not inert it has it's life so profound
And reflects replies I write of.
Within these ditties lies a heart that I've found
But some humans will give no love.

Oh, his mind is inert is that louse with no brain.
It felt good for me out of those reins.
He's not alert; he can't remember his name.
'Cause I ain't there for to give you acclaim.
La la la...
La la la...



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Johnny D - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh, 5's, this'll have 'em tearin' their hair out for sure!
Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh ya think? Thanks, Johnny.
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Adagio - how come the title said "Louse with no brain" but those words didn't appear....oh yes they did!! (just kidding)

I really like this one Adagio - hee hee - 555
Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Stuart, thanks. ;-) (see what you started the other day?) :-D
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
*sad look* I'm sorry *hangs head*
John Barry - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You had me set up for a song about any number of Bush administration members.
Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Aww, Stuart ...it's ok...(pats on back)

JB...me political parodies? Against Bush members? Thanks
alvin rhodes - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
funny parody...5s...yeah, i thought it was gonna be about dubya, too
Adagio - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Tnanks, alvin.
Michael Pacholek - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I was gonna give this one three fives... then I saw that John Kerry was not the narrator.
Guy - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I read all the lyrics and did not even strain.

Well written, Pat.
Adagio - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Guy.
Red Ant - March 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Finally here; can't say this is my favorite OS by any means but the substitutions are clever as is leaving mostly intact this line: "He's not alert; he can't remember his name". IMHO it could have been funnier had you substituted heart monitor noises for the "la la" parts. Glad I'm not that spouse, I mean louse. 5s
Adagio - May 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Belated thanks, Jack!
adagio - February 03, 2009 - Report this comment
And be awfully doffone gkad you are not that louse, Jack! :)

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