Song Parodies -> Clarity

Original Song Title:

"Confusion"

Original Performer:

Alice In Chains

  
Parody Song Title:

"Clarity"

Parody Written by:

Adagio

Took no time to think at all
I gave you grief, you know I'm acrid
Somewhere in my mind
It is not you at all
You've penned pleas, you crawl.

I want that fact to be, actualize not appease
Prove, hex, pain, delusion, upbraiding
Things I'm trying, hope you feel a sting
Willing to hear reasons, I have said
Thinking, my ire's waning, it has fled.

So I quit, think of my luck
It's my trait, it's not you at all
Why act up? I call.

I want to be set free, neutralize my unease
Love checks, gain clarity, accepting
You're left sighing, "Has she lost her bean?"
Finding my way deeper in my head
Thinking again, clowning again, read.

Now I've time to tear that wall
I've laid my jeers, refined again
I do please not brawl

I want to be set free, neutralize my unease
Love checks, gain clarity, accepting
You're left sighing, "Has she lost her bean?"
Finding my way deeper in my head
Thinking again, clowning again, read.
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Adagio - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Red Ant, for the lyrics!
Johnny D - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio, you haven't lost your bean, when you can write lines like these!
Adagio - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny ( sigh of relief over the "bean").
alvin rhodes - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS but it read well as prose...5s
Adagio - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin.
Red Ant - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Pat; first the very few things that bothered me a bit; you missed the "yeahs" and the last line of "Love, sex, pain, confusion, suffering" (which was my fault for not including them). BUT, you did an excellent and outstanding job on pacing and catching so many internal rhymes (and varying a chorus as well), on this, one the most difficult Alice in Chains songs to parody. Big 5s and great great job!! :-)
Adagio - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Jack, thanks! (blush) (blush) hehe...it grew on me while I was working on it. Next time, I'll include the "yeahs" and the other.
Stephen aka Step-chan - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
You did miss the yeahs, 555, I like it.
Adagio - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Step-Chan (darn yeahs)
carol - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio-DKTOS but gotta say it certainly reads well. 5's
Adagio - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks carol!
Diva - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Hello my old friend! Bravo Bravo! You are full of suprises! Alice in chains is one of my personal Faves, as you know! Pardon my absence, for I have been without a computer for some time. God Bless Take care. Diva ( Linda)
Diva - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Twit control~ Lmao~ where were you when I needed you Chuck. LOL~
Adagio - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
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? - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Optional??
Adagio - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
To "?" - just getting the bugs out of my thread ( I hope)

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