Rolled a booger just the other day
Cold has been plaguing me the live long day
Got me an abundance of good old snot
Here I wonder what to do, it's food for thought

Round boogers, how come you taste so good
Round boogers, just like in my childhood

Pills beatin' cold, even though I'm hot
Malady of nose, runnin', when's it gonna stop
Not by a long shot, bein' polite
Should have heard snottin 'around midnight

Round boogers, looks like a wet noodle
Round boogers, whole kit and kaboodle

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Round boogers, they are all in my nose
Round boogers, blow and they still flow

Went to the mall just the other day
Fakin' it out that I was okay
Looked down, green stuff was oozing on my shoes
Had to fake it out with a real big ruse

Round boogers, how'd I cover you up?
Round boogers, I spilled gooey syrup

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!!
I spilled syrup all over my shoes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!!
It hid the, hid the ooze on my shoes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woooo!!