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Song Parodies -> "Round Booger"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Sugar"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Round Booger"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Rolled a booger just the other day
Cold has been plaguing me the live long day
Got me an abundance of good old snot
Here I wonder what to do, it's food for thought

Round boogers, how come you taste so good
Round boogers, just like in my childhood

Pills beatin' cold, even though I'm hot
Malady of nose, runnin', when's it gonna stop
Not by a long shot, bein' polite
Should have heard snottin 'around midnight

Round boogers, looks like a wet noodle
Round boogers, whole kit and kaboodle

--- Saxophone ---

Round boogers, they are all in my nose
Round boogers, blow and they still flow

Went to the mall just the other day
Fakin' it out that I was okay
Looked down, green stuff was oozing on my shoes
Had to fake it out with a real big ruse

Round boogers, how'd I cover you up?
Round boogers, I spilled gooey syrup

I said, yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!!
I spilled syrup all over my shoes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, wooo!!
It hid the, hid the ooze on my shoes
Yeah, yeah, yeah, woooo!!

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Guy DiRito - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Snot bad, and some runny, er, I mean funny too. What made you pick this one? Just remember, you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you shouldn't pick your friend's nose. God gave me this face but he let me pick my own nose.
Pat - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Looks like I need comments on this one. Thanks, Guy!
Diva - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Lots better Pat, I got a giggle out of it . You had said it was out of character for you. You must understand that it's ok to over exagerate a bit , and maybe touch on subjects, or themes that are "out of the box". It's ok to be a little S-naughty! You will find your own style in the mean time. Enjoy what you are writing, be original, and don't worry about being judged.......... Snot in your shoes- That was very creative!
Pat - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Diva...I like your comments!

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